Feathered Heart Chapter 12 Draft Done! · 5:49pm Jun 30th, 2014
Thank you, Fluttershy.
Yes, I'll make sure Marco makes Gilda less mean.
No, it doesn't necessarily have to do with—
Yes, I know I made a separate story where they—
Well, thank you for being very kind enough to think well of those that wronged you.
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Sorry, guys. I'm low on budget, and I can't make videos for shit. I'm a writer. In some people's opinion, a shitty one. Or at least someone who can't seem to write characters. Or something else, I don't really know.
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Good news, Feathered Heart fans: I have completed the draft. It's sitting at 5,323 words, and is being edited. I think it's going to be something special because shira finally got off his ass and actually helped me.
Yeah. He doesn't usually appear or comment on my drafts, even though I place his name in the "Thank You" Author Notes. Honestly, I think it's because he's now in a creative mood. Or drunk. Yeah, I don't know. But I'm happy all the same. He's got a good eye, and only rants when you're doing a story of a period samurai without researching anything about period samurais. He pointed out that one story which he kinda just talked and talked about, and I kinda just nodded and nodded, and—well, I'm just glad it lit a fire under his ass.
No, Fluttershy. One yay was good enough. Yes. Thank you. Go rest your vocal chords somewhere.
If you haven't noticed, I'm a little wordy today. Most of the time, I don't really put much thought on input. I mean, my blog is basically just a newscast.
"Filipinos, on average, have higher sperm count per ejaculation than most other Asian countries. This is a known fact for all those bukkake videos those Japanese love to watch."
See? No emotion there. Pure, unadulterated, fucking bullshit.
I think this fifth glass of Glenfiddich has knocked my senses out of whack.
Speaking of the Japanese people, mad respects for having the balls in making a metal heavy band filled with teenager singers that sound like preteens.
Granted, a lot of people wonder if those fans down there aren't just lolicons. But come on. Who in America, or other parts of the world has balls to do this shit?
Speaking of parts of the world other than America, here's a woman who I can't help but ogle and be in awe at.
Did you see that kid's mouth open when she stepped in? Yeah. She's that hot. Shira disagrees, but then again, he's kinda tired of blondes. Or westerns. Or maybe he's just tired because he's apparently in a place worse than hell.
Oh, and her dancing is even more awesome. She even reached the finals. Her semi-finals performance, it wasn't my favorite, but the finals was awesome.
Huh. I ran out of gas faster than I thought. I felt I could give you guys a small excerpt from the next chapter, but I felt evil and wanted to make you all wait. Hey, if I can't get a PS4, I won't give you guys an early look.
God that really sounds pathetic.
Instead, let me give you guys a hint on what movie I'm looking forward to next.
"I from Earth, a planet of outlaws."
Yeah, that's a badass boast if I ever heard one.
I initially didn't want to put this trailer, but, what the hell.
Yeah. That trailer didn't really get me in, not unlike the last two trailers. It does expand on it more, and I honestly did like that they tried to make a more 'epic' take on it, but it kinda cheapened the jokes in the end. It's... inconsistent for me. But other than that, it's not a bad take.
Come on GotG!
It could be because I'm not getting my HARRY AND EVE ON A PLANE or something but w/e.
Also you weren't supposed to tell about the story idea! It's nothing yet! Not even worth the electricity to store it yet.
DEL blogs are best blogs.
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And never did talk about you having a story idea. Just that something lit a fire under you.
It could have been some mind-blowing sex, or a new asian girl you met a few minutes ago.
Great! Looking forward to it! Also only 20 more people before you reach 1000 followers!
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Well, here's to hoping I actually attract twenty more people. I mean, I slowed down a lot dude. I'm no longer running around like a rock star.
Yet further proof that active/drunk(?) shira is good for DEL and FH. We need to shoot the shit more often when we happen to be prereading at the same time.
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Absolutely. Was fun!
Dude, can we have Groot in one of these chapters?
Please give us the thing. I want to read it.