Dash's Journal #8 DoH2 · 7:49pm Jan 6th, 2014
[DoH2 3rd chapter update status: Tuesday.]
[DoH Private Moments status: Formatting & posting update with 4th DoH 2 chapter.]
Hi everypony, it's me, Dash! So, Kaidan told me you guys miss me. He took the bit and bridle off, let me out of my cage, and said I could blog again! I'm kidding, he doesn't keep me in a cage.
Just like I did for Dash of Humanity, I, Rainbow 'professionalism' Dash, will be blogging regularly and releasing my journal entries. These entries happen before the first chapter of Dash of Humanity 2, but after Dash of Humanity.
This blog contains spoilers for Dash of Humanity. Just because the 'biggest' ones are tagged, doesn't mean the entire blog isn't full of them, so stop reading now.
So, inbetween story updates, you can find fun little blogs. Yay!
Luna did it! We found Dawn in my dreams, and apparently that means part of him is alive. Well, I mean he's a part of me, but like there's enough Dawn to make him remember he was Dawn and for us to save him.
I told my friends and they're all super excited, except Applejack. We were talking about good pony names for him and she had a broom up her butt about the pronounciation. AJ insists it's "dah - on", but I keep telling her, it sounds like "Daw - on" to me and he's in my head so there! Of course, Rarity was no help. She insists the proper pronounciation was "Dun", like some kinda freak o or something that forgot what language it was supposed to be in. I think it had a squiggly line over it, but it'll be a cold day in Tartarus when I use squiggles in my journal!
*crudely penciled sketch of Dash, Soarin, and Dawn having a three way*
Oh, got a bit distracted. Ahem, yeah, so sufficeth to say now that I know he's in my dreams we hang out each night. It's been a few days, and Luna promises she'll find him a way out soon! I wonder what he'll look like, or where they'll put him? Twilight seems excited about it, that's for sure.
Oh Celestia, my sides!
We saved Dawn, balls and all! No really, so I walk in his room to check on him and he's at full mast! I felt so bad for him, and I nearly rolled over laughing. Luckily, I reigned it in, he looked so frightened. I mean, it's not every day you sacrafice yourself for Equestria and wake up as a pony.
He's had a day to rest and I picked him up a little something 'special' from 'Spectra's Sex Shop', one and only home of the 'feral stallion' or 'spiked dragon'.... I really need to stop by again, I've almost got enough reward points to become a platinum member... but I digress, diary.
I bought him a marelight. It was really an idea I got from the way I've heard Big Mac and some of the other stallions talk when they don't realize I'm napping twenty hooves above them.
You see, the only way to prevent your ship sailing at full mast, is to continually oil up the foremast down to the inner jib. You don't want to ignore the topsail or spanker either. Every part of your ship's mast is important and needs to be regularly serviced or you won't be able to lower the sails when you really need to. And, heaven forbid, a mare brushes you with her tail and makes you drop anchor!
Now I've just got to think of a way to give him my 'gift'. I mean, what am I supposed to day? "Hey, Dawn, I hope you feel better, here's a sex toy. Bye!" I mean, I don't wanna come off as a jerk, but he's gonna have to get used to being outnumbered nine to one by mares. Poor guy has such a backwards view on nudity he almost refuses to get out from under the blanket unless he's stowed his mast all the way to the lower topsail.
There's one last thing, diary, in case anything happens to me and finds this... I didn't know a damn thing about sailing ships before Dawn popped into my head. How can I still know things only he knew, now that he's gone? I've got a feeling we didn't get a clean 'break' from each other's minds.
So, about the rest...
Somehow, in your headcanon...
She'd enjoy that.
A lot.
~Skeeter The Lurker
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Your avatar fits that comment so well...
--Sollace
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Hey Dash glad to see you again
Hope you haven't offed your self because of his irrita-- I MEAN taking good care of Dawn
"All our colours to the mast!"
Why did I never see these before? They're amazing.
Welcome back, Rainbow. It is nice to see you back. You may want to tell Kaidan that if he wants to put your newer journal entries in a story like he did your earlier ones, he may want to fix this:
(Throw away joke) Welcome back, Rainbow, it is nice you're back. And your front.
See? He was better as a mare, way less trouble...
Of course not, he keeps you on his head
heh, yeah, Humans are odd when it comes to nudity. We USED to wear clothes to keep warm in cold weather, but then Christianity came around (somehow) and it became a modesty thing. I prefer the Wiccan religion.
At least Wiccans use magic.
Ya know, I have absolutely no clue what any of those sailing things are supposed to mean besides 'full mast'. And I'm a guy, so....
Your a tease Dash! Put your bit back on and get back in your cage!
Seriously though, definitely looking forward to tomorrows update!
I loved it it was awesome and funny I can't wait to see what happens next