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Elric of Melnipony


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  • 177 weeks
    Death From Above

    There has been a trope (I suppose you could call it) in the naughtier parts of the fandom since probably almost the very beginning. It concerns pegasi (and alicorns), and it's absolute nonsense.

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  • 180 weeks
    Hi.

    I'm still alive. I hope that's still true of all of the cool people I've interacted with here over the years, but these days, it's a bad idea to make assumptions.

    How are you? Hangin' in there?

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  • 237 weeks
    And another thing...

    Some time ago, the possibility of a sequel to one of my fics was threatened discussed. I wrote a couple of segments just now, and we'll see if my muse continues taking me to interesting places.

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  • 237 weeks
    Some headcanon for you...

    These are ideas I've kicked around, but I'm not attached enough to any of them to want to argue about them. Pick a fight elsewhere.

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  • 367 weeks
    Still a Mess, Still Not Dead

    I hold my hands in front of me
    To block my line of sight
    It seems my eyes are getting tired
    Of staring at the light
    The more I see, the more I feel
    The less I want to know
    If you think too much, you'll blow your mind
    You might just lose control
    And scream

    -- Seven Nations, "Scream"

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More recommendations · 2:44am Oct 1st, 2013

I'm told there were some minor number boosts for people and stories I recommended the first time around. Maybe they were anomalies... but maybe I actually accomplished something. Just in case it's the latter, let's try this again.

Quantum Mechanics by Just Horsing Around - My Little Pony plus Monty Python plus Terry Pratchett plus H.P. Lovecraft equals hilarious. :rainbowlaugh:

Based on a True Story! by Darth Wedgius - Speaking of which, being hilarious is all that prevented me from raising a lot of hell about this story. The writer is guilty of several offenses of "Dammit, I wish I had thought of that first!" Funny sonofabitch. :twilightangry2:

Celestia and the Chocolate Factory by CartsBeforeHorses - Gene Wilder is best pony. :trollestia:

Friend by Martian - We're changing gears now, from funny to just heart-stoppingly beautiful. Even if you ignore everything else I'm writing, please read this; it's a textbook example of short and sweet. If you like it, I also think you should take a look at the imagery in Autumn's End and Dance. This writer truly has a way with words.

The way she used to be by Dusty Sage - Another beautiful story, one about a lifetime of love and longing. Sweet little Twist deserves more long-term tales of romance, I think.

The collected works of Bookish Delight - I know I said so last time; I'm sorry, but I really must insist. :eeyup:

Twist (group) - Honestly, Twist needs more love in general. Go join, won't you? :twistnerd:

Cheerilee is Best Pony (group) - She's everypony's favorite teacher, and yet she also gets overlooked pretty often. Go show her how much you appreciate her. (You like that group banner? I do. I may be biased, though.)

House of D'aww (group) - As mentioned before, this is a fairly new group, and it's all about one of the most important elements of MLP: cuteness. Get your minimum daily requirement of cuteness and help the collection grow.

Heartwarming (group) - The group above is important to your health; equally as important is this group, where the sharpshooting admins will get you right in the feels every time. (They use armor-piercing fanfics, too.)

So there's another Arecibo Message from me. If you can read this, go read some of that.

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I think you might become famous on this site for doing this. I can tell that there are a lot of authors and group admins who are extremely grateful for people like you.

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You, sir, must have a very loose definition of the word "famous". :derpytongue2:

where the sharpshooting admins will get you right in the feels every time.

...when we're awake, anyway. :rainbowlaugh:

(Gosh those submissions are piling up... I should talk to the others about that.)

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Might I suggest installing a hook by the door and hanging an Official Poking Stick from it?
"Hey. <poke> Hey, you. <poke> Wake up. <poke> Make me feel pony feelings."

As for the submissions to Heartwarming, I know I'm responsible for a chunk of those, but I'm not going to apologize. Yeah. You heard me. I'm a rebel. I submit other people's stories to groups all the time, and you can't stop me. I'm gonna keep going against the system.

1387202 I, I want to see that in a story somehow. Like, character breaking the fourth wall and poking the writer as though they'd fallen asleep. If only that were easy to do well. I don't know, maybe somepony will make Pinkie Pie do it. Or, maybe I've just not looked in the right places.

Thanks for the recommendation, man! :pinkiehappy:

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