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Jet Howitzer


If you close your eyes, it's like nothing's ever changed.

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  • 509 weeks
    Spam be Damned

    I said I was gonna do it, and I did it. Not my best run, but I have had worse attempts.

    Sursum Aeternum!
    -Jet Howitzer

    5 comments · 591 views
  • 509 weeks
    I am the make Movie-Film

    First, I am making some progress in regards to writing. Fireflies is more than likely next to get an update, and then some of my other works.

    In other news, I'm going to start doing some recordings of myself playing some games I like, along with commentary. Because I can. And I think that it's fun.

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    3 comments · 605 views
  • 511 weeks
    Democracy: Probably a Dictatorship

    Well, dear readers, I've reached a smidgen of a snag when it comes to Fireflies. Not anything too dramatic, it's still going to be written, and things of that nature. So, don't worry about me abandoning it, or something like that. I'm not that much of a tosser... Most of the time.

    ANYWHOOZLE!

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    20 comments · 608 views
  • 517 weeks
    I am now 23

    The title says it all, people.
    As of today, July 4, 2014 I am 23 years of age.

    Please, hold your applause, and just throw money. Can't buy shit with applause.

    Sursum Aeternum!
    -Jet Howitzer

    15 comments · 704 views
  • 517 weeks
    A Tale of Two Stories

    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
    There are two tales that I would like to shamelessly endorse, now, and here they are:

    Distant Memories

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    1 comments · 497 views
Feb
28th
2013

Well, I've Made It · 5:58pm Feb 28th, 2013

It's been a year, now, since I first joined up. As a commemoration of this glorious event, I will not do anything all that special, really. It's not that I don't want to, it's that I don't know what I could do.

Um... Yeah.

Oh, I know!

... Wait... That won't work.

How about you chumps just ask any questions you might have, and I'll answer them all. No matter the question, I will answer. No topic is off limits.

There. That's your collective prize.

AVANTE!
-Jet Howitzer

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Comments ( 27 )

Why r u such a faggit?

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Okay, questions......questions.....ah ha!!!
What is your name?
What is you quest?
What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Also, what's the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything else?

How would you describe the awesomeness of alpacas?

How likely are your chances of going to bronycon?

Do you think you'll be able to make it another year?

I like your profile pic. Ever killed a man?

How interested would you be in writing a story where the Elements of Harmony steadily fall in love? Like, all of them, with each other?

How was your day?

Have you ever slapped a pony just because you can?

If you had a choice to hire an employee, and 2 people were both equal in skills, would you hire the black one or the white one?

Were you actually expecting any real questions?
Ooooooh! :pinkiecrazy:

Out of all the profile pictures you've seen on Fimfiction, who had the best one?

Where do you find these story ideas? A story that awesome can't appear out of nowhere.

What are your favorite type of fanfics to read? Real life stories?

If you were stuck on a desert island and had to eat a part of your own body to survive, what would you eat?

Do you have 5$ for gas?

You have the choice (or are forced) to live through one of your own stories. Which would you choose?
Happy anniversary:twilightsmile:

You are Icarus. You have to choose between Twilight, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, or Fluttershy as a lover. Who do you choose?:rainbowwild:
And happy anniversary!!!!!!!! Here's to a year filled with Fireflies!

When will you be uploading the rest of Rising Sun, and how long till the ending?

How big is your penis?

What is your favorite food! (i have the most basic comments apparently :ajbemused:)

do you like ponies?

what is the meaning of life if these were the only options
Ponies (THERE IS NO BOTH) Friendship
874176 Darkwing you dissappoint me. Where is that creativity?:ajbemused:

How big is your penis?

Who's your favorite Final Fantasy character?

WHAT is your favorite COLOR?!

Ever heard of Chumawumba?

Okay, for real this time. Have you written for anything else before ponies? Almost no one who's said so that I know of has (it's a good thing, maybe).

Do you believe I'm an alien king?

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