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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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  • 56 weeks
    April Fusser's Day

    The Fussiest Fic There Ever Was

    If you're not aware, I am addicted to fussers (big floppa cats). As such, it is imperative (some might say mandatory) that you read this immensely momentous fussfic authored by the amazing IncredibEE. I seriously cannot recommend it enough.

    Happy April Fusser's day <3

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  • 64 weeks
    Nothing to sell

    I was going to make a post selling my things but then I realized I have nothing functional left to sell. If you want to buy a broken pair of headphones or an acoustic guitar with a broken string or a piano with half the keys missing let me know.

    Also let me know if you'd like to help me make rent this month.

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  • 93 weeks
    Darfcon 5

    Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

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    L-game

    Thing

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  • 97 weeks
    commissions

    I need 'em. Stipulations:

    - Pre season 4 canon only
    - Mane six preferred
    - No hyper-exaggerated fetishes (keep within the realm of fictional reality)
    - Max 10k
    - $25USD/1K, max 10k

    Message if you're interested. darf out.

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Jan
12th
2013

story ideas ('requests') and something cool · 11:37pm Jan 12th, 2013

so, now that i've gotten my giant project out of the way and really only have one request lurking in the background of my list
it's time to start looking for new story ideas

i don't like the idea of calling these 'requests', because that implies there's some overt necessity for me to do them once they're posited
think of this more as a collection of ideas. if you have a story idea you think would be hot, or that you've been dying to see written for a long time; post it in the comments, and i will take a look and see if it tickles my fancy. or, if you see someone else has posted an idea you like, upvote their comment, and i'll use that to gauge interest.
i already have one or two ideas kicking around that i'd like to get done at some point, including one i've already started working on, but there appears to be room for more than a few story plans in the pipeline... so let's see what you guys have got.

secondly;
i'm not sure if i'm gonna upload either of these as my avatarEdit: I LIED. trying it out for a bit - / but cool guy Obsidian Solitaire designed an OC for me. it's a fairly abstracted interpretation, which i think is really cool.

here's what he had to say about the design:

When Darf asked me to design an OC for him I immediately suggested a courtesan pony. However Darf didn't like this: it was too 'invested', too complex. So back to the drawing table it was. The final and current design hit me by surprise. I was wondering if I could contort the text into a figure when I remembered an Equestria Daily logo design that used the letters 'E', 'Q', 'D' to form the head of a pony. After which I started experimenting with designing a character around the name.
Darf requested a simple and minimalistic design for his OC: an everyman pony. I found these elements in the current design. The symbolic representation of the word mixed with the iconic representation of the design reflects on Darf as a writer. What does it mean to write? What is the nature of writing? And maybe most profoundly: what does it mean to be? These are the more predominant elements I find recurring in Darfs writing. In the same way this image asks you if this image is actually an image. Perhaps it’s more a word? Or just a random scribble? The cutiemark reflects this sentiment by being quite literally a random scribble – only defined by its colour and context.
The design doesn’t force these questions unto the viewer however. It’s a side note. This, I feel, reflects another prominent characteristic of Darfs writing: the duality between his themes and nature of smut. Darf focuses on writing erotic content, but contemplates deeper themes in this content regardless. It is a brave endeavour that I wanted to compliment and much like Darf’s stories the OC is defined by the viewer’s interpretation. Is it a minimalistic pony, or something more? This I will leave for you to decide – this description has become way too long.

Darf OC design elements:
Simplicity, ambiguity and duality
Coat colour: Cadet Grey
Eye colour: Light green
Cutiemark colour: Red

aaand, that's all for now. look forward to some new stories coming in a bit if i can keep up the writing pace i've been hitting lately.

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Comments ( 45 )

That's pretty deep.

And the requests should be here, or PM?

That's pretty brilliant.

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as i mentioned in the blog post, put them in the comments so people can vote on them

Darf requested a simple and minimalistic design for his OC: an everyman pony. I found these elements in the current design. The symbolic representation of the word mixed with the iconic representation of the design reflects on Darf as a writer. What does it mean to write? What is the nature of writing? And maybe most profoundly: what does it mean to be? ...... Is it a minimalistic pony, or something more? This I will leave for you to decide – this description has become way too long.

That whole quote - My god, it's a real hipster! I've heard so much about them, but never actually observed/read the words of one!

You should write Spike as Rarity's toilet slave, with lots of rimming

big mac, and one of the other 6 or background ponys. would be cool :derpytongue2:

This is basically a whole story in one summary:

One of the ideas I have was a Spike x Applebloom x Sweetie Belle x Scootaloo. It's not really complete, but it's a general idea that allows the writer (you) to fill in some of the blanks.
It would probably start off with the crusaders, who, for some reason, are in need are some dire... release (If they are of age, they are in heat; If they aren't, maybe they got dared to do so, or from peer pressure/bandwagon). The three crusaders then try some wacky and weird things to try and get Spike to come with them to do... things. When Spike finally finds a time on his own, he thinks about it, realizes what they were trying to do, and devises a plan for a foursome.
Spike gets the three together late at night at a certain location (up to you) without letting any of the other crusaders know about it. So basically, one crusader comes along, completely unaware that the other two are coming. Spike comes along, showing what he is planning through his actions. Clop ensues. Epilogue optional. The End.

I would love to help with editing. PM if interested
IT'S THE WHOLE PACKAGE!

You should do more Spike centric fics, like the two twispike ones(or elements of it) you did awhile ago. Stories, especially clop(I prefer calling them sexfic), from his viewpoint & with him as the lead I've always enjoyed. Plus there's alot of angles you can work with the character. Also, something I noticed, there have been more Spike and Rainbow Dash stories coming up lately, but I haven't seen one with any sex, you should break that barrier.

I'd love to see something with Luna done well. That's ambiguous, but I have some extra ideas.

The pre-sent to the moon fics that I read are always really cool. Personally I had an idea that, as Luna was descending into madness, a Stallion or colt showed her that not all ponies were simply there to scorn her. Insert romance, however Celestia had been planning for Luna to go crazy so she could justify ruling alone, so conflict arises between the characters as Celestia tries to get rid of Luna's new love.

Long story short, perhaps she succeeds and that's what sends Luna over the edge, or perhaps she doesn't succeed, yet comes up with some other underhanded means to do so.

That's awfully specific for a brainstorming session, but eh.

A human in Equestria fic that starts off with the usual Brony in Equestria bullshit until he finds out that his parents ended up there too.

Comment posted by Flabbergasted deleted Mar 20th, 2014

Something involving Luna is always good, I've always liked the idea of Celestia dominating Luna to be HOT! :twilightsmile:

Idea : Dominate Rarity talking dirty. Holding her partner down, and verbally encouraging them towards repeated climax. Gotta love a prim and proper lady with a filthy mouth.



On another note, I like the avatar design, but there seems to be a white line going horizontally through the image, cutting it in two. In fact, it's there on both images in the blog. Not sure if that's deliberate, but it seems a bit odd.

Do you even use your shift key?

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do you even lift?

also if i don't use my shift key how did i make that question mark? HUH?

Idea: Rocky x Tom clopfic

Hmm...only thing that comes to mind is a night with the female members of the Wonderbolts.

Idea: How about a griffin x pony story would be nice.

Twilight and Luna with socks and dominant Twilight.

As a request:
Pegasus x Earth pony, in the clouds with no cloudwalking spell for the Earth pony. See what you can do with that.

705141 I even lift ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

Are you willing to work with someone?:duck:

Diamond Tiara x 2nd person; semi-abusive relationship (i.e. DT is a dick to OC but shows some affection). Let's make it interesting/legal and put 'no foalcon' in the mix as well, just two kids going out with each other.

Go on darf, you don't want Kurt Russell to file you under "chicken-shit" in his book, do ya?

I would love to see anything involving a griffin, especially Gilda. Honestly though, I'll love what ever you chose to write, lol.

well... something between a human and sweetiebelle wouldnt hurt, right?

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Those are pretty common already.

Luna dont care how its done just more Luna sub or dom i'm happy either way, same for celestia

I'd say, do something with Lightning Dust x Rainbow Dash, or Reader x Lightning Dust. There aren't that much fics of her, and I don't think that's a good thing. You can even experiment and make the reader female for us females, never saw a 2nd person fic where you're a gal. Which sucks!

Hasana did a picture of Snoflake/Roid Rage and Cloud Chaser. I'd like to see that.

Gilda and Garble

Feel free to yoink ideas of any kind from this googledoc, honestly, it'd be rather interesting to see your take on some of them :twilightsmile:

daring do x pony would be awesome we don/t see many daring doo sex fics.

Gilda x Rainbowdash :rainbowwild:

sn OOC fluttershy dominating some male(human, pony, big Mac, your choice) would be interesting I think :)

So, why is there a huge line in your avatar?

Comment posted by Mr V deleted Feb 8th, 2013
Comment posted by Flabbergasted deleted Jan 15th, 2013

How about that farmer pony and his clone-Pinkie beard?
"Is it fun?"
"Well, only the most fun a pony can have..."

"It looks like they're rounding up the Pinkies. Quickly, under my chin!"

Need some evil wizard beard and/or mustache (not necessary on face) :moustache: and Twilight putting on her robe and wizard hat :twilightsmile:

Honestly I would love to see a continuation of Arrow Shaft's stories some time, especially since 40 oz left off on such an interesting cliffhanger. Balancing the life of a gentlecolt of leisure and feeling actually romantically attracted to somepony else, whilst still trying to enjoy railing nice young mares at parties and events is the sort of awkward, yet intellectually stimulating sort of writing I certainly expect when I read a darf fic, but maybe thats just me

There is obviously a lot of other requests here and other content that will probably appeal to your writing preferences more, as I have noticed that your writing in recent weeks has skewed more to the fetishistic rather than the romantic/erotic, however I would be very happy if now and then the great Darf were to return to his roots in nut-tighteningly awesome, well written and interesting, slightly comedic clop.

Also I would love to see what you have planned next for your non-clop work, WYCI and Moonlight were remarkable on their own merits.

The Darfpony is now best pony. Minimalism with complex themes is both difficult to execute and brilliant to behold, when done right.

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Can I use this idea?

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No objections here. Send me a link if you do.

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