May
15th
2023
I've already been featured 3 times on the front page of Fimfiction. Who wants to touch me? · 6:36pm May 15th, 2023
In case you didn't know, Fimfiction actually has a feature that tells you which stories were featured and which weren't.
So, if you want to find out which of my stories were featured in a past, you can go on a hunt for said feature, or you can just craft a search query yourself where you put the author's name between the '%22':
https://www.fimfiction.net/bookshelf/1/featured?q=%22bad+dragon%22
But, because I'm a good Bad Dragon, I'll save you the trouble and just list my featured stories here:
Bad Dragon ·
132k words
· 178
45 ·
6.7k views
Bad Dragon ·
2k words
· 40
16 ·
1.1k views
Bad Dragon ·
1.7k words
· 46
10 ·
1k views
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Bad Dragon · 217 views
· Story: Sweetie Belle Gains a Soul
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#featured stories
#search for featured stories
Given that your works seem to gain some unhealthy traction, I would've expect you to get featured more.
Good job anyway! touches
5728332 Getting featured has been my life goal, as petty as that sounds.
I hope to add more to this list in the future.
Congrats on attaining your goal, here's hoping to many more on the front page
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i wouldn’t touch you with a 40’ pole mister grinch
5728334 The Universe may be uncaring and without purpose, but I gave my life meaning by achieving my goals of writing gud horse words.
5728335 If it counts for something, I would touch you with a 40' pole, Subnautica man.
Ah, I see... you want me to touch you... Hmmm, I wonder where!!!!!
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I know that feel bro 👊
5728337 *lifts up his tail
5728339 The great thing about that is that you can just make up a purpose and pursue it. It's your life and no grand goal is set upon you. You are free because the Universe doesn't give a damn.
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Yeah, that's what one of my characters eventually will talk about. I'll assume that no one reads my stuff, so...
"A world with no fate... It's so... intriguing to think of... No destined path, no predetermined outcome... A world of uncertainty. A world of infinite, endless possibilities... With no fate, anypony can do anything... it is a terrifying prospect yet one that is exciting at the same time."
So be free
5728349 It's like going to a restaurant but instead of just being served one meal that they force upon you, they give you a menu from which you can choose anything you'd like to eat. Now, wouldn't that be cool?
Touches you.
5728358 Mmm.
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It was everything they said it was.
5728362 Mua-ha-ha. It was all just a ruse. I'm not even a writer. It was all nothing but my devious ploy to get you to touch me, and you failed for it.
And now I will spend the rest of my life becoming a saint so that I get elevated to angelhood and I'll beam such a glow that you'll have no choice but to blink your eyes when you see me. And then I will laugh maniacally as I'll tell you it was all just a ploy to get you to wink at me.
Random side note: I actually checked which stories of mine are on that list and... it definitely clears things after a while, because one of the more notorious features isn't on there.
But weirder than that, a couple of them are on there that just... don't make sense. Like, genuinely, why? I missed when those things were on the front page.
It's an odd thing, that list, for sure.
5730032 This feature wasn't always available. I can see ways in which this feature could malfunction one way or the other. But until solid evidence for that is presented, I have to assume that the feature works correctly.