* Voted Twice as the #1 Comedy FanFic on Equestria Daily *

Well, what can I say? This is the story of a man. Or maybe he was... a pony-man. Or maybe he was just a... Pony! But he was still...

FIREWAAAAAAAALLLL!!!!

... Yeah, this is that story. The story where a guy goes to a party and wakes up in Ponyville. That guy (I know him as 'me') seems to have landed in his own personal little heaven. Hell, I even brought me a pack of endless cigarettes. How does that not kick all kinds of flank?

So yeah, everything was awesome. The End.

Well, except for The Nightmare. And Trixie. And some jerk named David. Then there was that Azure Flora pony. And that skank princess that steals my goddamn phone!

Listen, summaries just... They just don't cut it. If you want the story, it's provided right here.

Just a warning. I use cusswords like a big boy.

ALSO LUNA IS NOTHING BUT A GODDAMN TROLL!

Nikolai Berlinski enters Equestria after his ill-fated fight on the Moon. How will he hold up? Maybe well if he supplied with vodka.
Crossover with Call of Duty: Zombies and My Little Pony, enjoy. Rated Teen for Language, crude humor, some sensual scenes and some violent images.

Join the story of our 5 stallions as they try to make their ways through life alive. Torque is a DJ without employment, Satin is a Unicorn with issues, Ryku has serious social problems, Dex is a singer without a home, and Kairo is a down on himself Engineer; how will they cope with life’s problems and hardships. (The answer, for at least one, is booze… ahh damn spoilers)

It had been about a month since the changeling incident in Canterlot. Everypony is on edge, because stray changelings keep popping up here and there, trying to blend in with the population. Everyone worries that one of their closest friends, or even their family, could not be who they appear to be. But what happens when a pony isn't really that pony...

...but they're not a changeling, either?

After GLaDOS is uploaded into a potato battery, Wheatley humiliates the AI even further by uploading her into a project that was abandoned by Aperture a long time ago. In the blink of an eye, she finds herself in a deformed body of flesh and bone that resembles an equine, and is just as powerless as one too. It comes with all of its needs and bodily functions as well. To make matters worse, she's trapped in a land full of insufferable creatures that just want to make 'friends.' Will GLaDOS' cold, sadistic sense of humor and morals get the better of the ponies? Or will they peel away the once artificial being's metallic shell and find that there's a softer side? Probably not, but it's worth a try.

Story Theme: Tyler Bates - I Love You (Watchmen OST)

Thanks to Meeester, MrJoshy, and funkyferret for proofreading/reviewing.

Cover by Fedte16.

If Smosh were Ponies Spin-off Number 1.

Pewdiepie has been freed from captivity, and now wonders around Equestria in search of one thing: The Legendary barrel killing artifact!

This is essentially the fic in which I write super terribly. Expect characters to be out of character, descriptions to be undescriptive, and jokes to be funny as hell, but make no sense whatsoever.

Note: The rewriting has started!
Magnus is the sole survivor of a colony ship headed towards Betelgeuse. The ship gets thrown off course when a huge asteroid slams into the ship, which is then pulled into a black hole.

When the ship exits on the other side, he finds himself alone and in an unfamiliar shape. His only companion, an advanced A.I named Ana keeps him slightly sane during their six thousand year voyage through unknown space in a nearly derelict ship.

Everything changes when they find a small blue planet teeming with life.

The old version can be found here: Link

Editing by: Lab
All art by: Mister Aibo, DeviantArt, Fimfiction Profile

Are you tired of average authors not having your favorite character in Equestria? Well have no fear! JohnDoe is here to sate your OC desires!
Feel free to request someone to go to Equestria for a fun trip!

My body is ready

Cover art by Duruznik

Apparently, I wasn't the first human to walk the face of Equestria. In fact, there were a million before me. But for a different purpose, they existed. And to resolve their problems and the past of their creator, I was brought into this world. There was no time for rejoicing or playing around. A duty had been bestowed upon me, just another Human in their eyes, to bear the power that was locked away inside every one of us. To find what was lost to Earth for so long.

But hey, it's Equestria. Things can only look up from here, right?

... right?

A rewrite is coming soon. Please don't read this how it stands, it's bad.

T for Teen. Violence, and Major swearing. Fallout 3 crossover, because it hasn't been done before.