Pewdiepie and Stephano raced down the hallway, with McPixel hot on their trail. Eventually, the three reached a large iron door.
"Farewell, Pewdie," McPixel said with a bow. "For others are in need of my assistance." He donned a pirate hat, consumed a bottle of rum, and collapsed. Pewdie shed a single tear.
"Farewell, McPixel... until we meet again." Pewdiepie open the iron door, and walked into the cobblestone corridor that lay beyond. Reaching the end of the hall, he saw Luna sobbing on the floor.
"Man, if Rainbow Dash were here, she'd be so turned on right now..." Pewdie gave Stephano a horrified look.
"What the fuck, Stephano, why would you even say that?"
"Well, it's true! Crying is one of Dashie's fetishes!"
Pewdiepony raised an eyebrow at the figurine. "And you would know this how?"
The golden figurine was silent. Pewdiepie stared at him for a few seconds, then turned back to Luna. "Luna, what's wrong?"
Luna sobbed. "I killed my mother!"
"HOLEE SHIT YOU KILLED LAUREN FAUST?"
Luna sniffed loudly, and looked up at Pewdie. "What? No, I killed Lyra!"
Pewdiepie blinked rapidly a few times. "What? Lyra was your mom?"
"Yeah, I was surprised too!"
"Hmmm... well, we need to know for certain..." Stephano said. "And there's only one way we can do that." The little golden statue produced a large machine out of thin air. "We have to go into Luna's memories and see what actually happened back there!"
"Um, where did you get that?" Pewdiepie eyes the machine suspiciously.
"Internet."
Pewdiepie nodded. "Oh, well, that seems reasonable-"
"You know what, fuck this!" The two ponies and Stephano looked over at the source of the voice. Standing there was a blonde haired teenager.
"I'm tired of this! This doesn't make any fucking sense anymore! I quit! I have better stories to write anyway-" Stephano shot a laser from his eyes and evaporated Elijah.
"STEPHANO!" Luna yelled.
"What? He was going to stop writing our story!"
"Wait," Pewdiepie said as he frowned. "Didn't he die in one of his fics already?"
"Oh, stop it with your analysis Pewdie, and just come into Luna's mind with me!" Stephano hooked him and Pewdie up to the machine, placed a helmet on Luna's head, and they were both sucked into the subconscious of the Princess of the Night.
***
Meanwhile, Derpy was not very happy with the way things were turning out. She had left Luna to cry in the corridor, and was just trying to have a nice cup of tea. At least she had Pewdie and Stephano captured.
Then, so more bad news arrived. Sexualoffenderman showed up, and he had a turkey on rye all over the back of his head.
"Sexualoffenderman, what happened?" Derpy walked over to the otherworldly entity. The pervy monster shrugged, and dropped its trenchcoat. Derpy gasped in horror and kicked him right in the nuggets.
"Don't even try and start that with me! You let Pewdiepony and that meddling golden statue of his get away!" Derpy turned to the surveillance tapes. How could you have let that-" The grey pegasus gasped.
"So... we meet again, McPixel..."