Mission: Improbable

by The card holder

Obligatory Sequel Link Chapter

Here you go.

...what? Were you expecting a sneak peek of the new story? Maybe an exclusive scene?
Nope, you just get a link.

In fact, have another.

What's that? You want another one? Here, you glutton.

One more? Okay, fine. Here.

You probably tried to click that last one, didn't you? Well, joke's on you.

Oh my, any one of these words could be a link. But which one?

...okay, I'm done.

Comments

[Theodorejk]

Nice job with the linking of links which were quite linked.

[radiation_pony]

the a is a different shade than the rest of the sentence also it underlines if you scroll over it

[Blaze Spectrum]

All the same. except for the last two which aren't links.

[radiation_pony]

the a is a different shade than the rest of the sentence also it underlines if you scroll over it

that was cruel having maltibal links to the same page

[The card holder]

1671814
I said they were all links to that. Any repeated opening of the same page was your own fault.

[ethansight]

I clicked on every single link... can't wait to read the sequel!

[TheAlmightySage]

Best chapter ever.

[Paladin Redflare]

Dem links. *clop clop clop*

[greyyy]

1635276 I was medic and I got the intel... problem?

[The card holder]

1672579
Yes, because I'M ON FIRE YOU DIPSHIT HEAL ME

[Pancakes0708]

Pre-read:
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[greyyy]

1672588 Nope

jk I AM FULLY CHARGED

[Heartless]

.1672631
Oh, you're fully charged?
Thanks for the tip.
BOOM! Wave goodbye to your head, Wanka.

[kragor]

Oh my, any one of these words could be a link. But which one?

the a is another link

[The card holder]

1674602
No, I'm just a dumbass who's too lazy to go back and fix the early chapters.

[The card holder]

1675837
Because plot.
But seriously, one's a wristwatch, the other's a pocketwatch. It's not too far fetched for him to carry both at the same time, even if he only uses one.

[MaxBrony]

1561571 Not from me, friendo

[greyyy]

1672949 BEHOLD I COME BACK AS PYRO HEAR ME ROAR IN PYROLAND AS I SPLASH YOU WITH HAPPINESS AND RAINBOWS

[Heartless]

1679839
OH HELL NO!
Demoman! Heavy! Soldier! Somebody help me!
OH GOD HE LOCKED THE DOOR!
HELP SOMEBODY! I DON'T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS!

[greyyy]

1680242 You, my good man, deserve a watch

[Heartless]

1684309
I'd thank you for that if wasn't currently ON FUCKING FIRE!

[greyyy]

1684327 JARATE YOURSELF MAN

[Heartless]

1684371
I DON'T HAVE ANY EQUIPPED! AAH, DEAR GOD THE PAIN!
AAAAAHHHHHHCEHRFVBERIJVBEJNDMCDDXM *Thud*
(Couldn't find a good image of a dead sniper on fire so here. Have this instead)

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[MC BR0N3]

1690334
Let me go!

[EhPacha]

1635168
Damn where was that? I can't believe I didn't catch a metro reference

[JeanMich02]

1124025

]1124228>>1171212
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[WorldWalker128]

*Hops into Warp Pipe*

[Thardoc]

1745878
even ponies know what thumbs are, and jsut is a type :D

[Production Run]

2284891 In game, you can only equip one watch.

[Mean Character]

2285987 But this isnt a game.

[l0vot]

Joke's on you! All links show up as bright green!

[The card holder]

2293043
Thanks for reminding me, now that's fixed.

[l0vot]

2293052 ☣☠Failure☠☣ You have been defeated by stylish ⚝stylish⚝, also the fact that links underline themselves when hovered over, and the mouse cursor changes whenever it hovers over a link. Superb story, but you lose this round.

[The Snide Sniper]

The grammar isn't particularly good, and you keep switching tenses, but I keep cracking up regardless. Definitely upvoting this.

[ssokolow]

The real links are a yellower green than the fake ones.

[Kiro0613]

4115869 Technically, that's unconfirmed.

[Production Run]

4465592 You can only equip one at a time. This indicates that he appears to have two watches equipped at once.

[Tadpole]

4863394 As you have seen in my profile, yes. :P

[Reykan]

*wandering tf2 brony group, see one with spy crawling with pony mask

OH MY GOD Yes, all of my yes.

[Flabbergasted]

5225061
>112 weeks ago
Ew.

[Reykan]

5225070 I really don't watch the dates at times, so sorry if I dragged ya back. It's the unfortunate outcome of getting into a story.

[Flabbergasted]

5225284
I'm glad. This way I can either delete the comment or edit it as to diminish my old aspie contributions.

[Chad]

I didn't plan on being trolled today.

[Husqvarnic]

The lowercase "a" was the link, it's a slightly darker green than the rest.

[Sir Crabington]

Perfect ending to a perfect story, by trolling the readers. Feels just like good Old TF2.
And Sir Crabbington Seal of Approval, the most useless seal of them all!

[ButtonMash]

6943641 Mentlegen!

[PlanetKiller]

Fantastic.

[Whodafuq146]

5697026 my eyes picked that off faster than natural selection.

[Mal Masque]

8207698 I mean what I said, good sir

[unknowncape7377]

8278392
Wut?