Nikolai Berlinski and Equestria, with no Zombies?!?!

by Awesomedude17

The Ending of... Vodka

It was the morning after the party and Dempsey was waking up.

"Uhh, my head." Dempsey looked around him and notice two things.

"Where are my pants? Why are Applejack and Rainbow on... OH GOD, please don't tell me..."

He got up, waking up Applejack and Rainbow, who also had hangovers. Rainbow spoke up first.

"What the, what happened?"

"Ah don't know... why are ya naked Dempsey?"

"Trust me, I want to know and the most likely answer is also the one I hope didn't happen."

"What do you..." Suddenly, Rainbow realized something, "OH, on no." I hope I'm still a virgin.

"Umm, par..." Applejack also realized what made Rainbow scared, "Oh, oh lordy." Ah hope Ah didn't... have relations with him.

Dempsey sighed, "Great, just glad my wife isn't here."

"Isn't she dead because of the destruction of Earth?"

"I'll just tell you, I time traveled."

The two mare seemed surprised, but then realized just what he been through.

"Oh my gosh! You got to tell me how going to the future is like."

"Later, you two might want to see a doctor soon."

"Yeah, yer right Dempsey."

"Now for my next question."

"Shoot."

"Where are my pants?"

Twilight woke up with a hangover in her library and the strangest taste in her mouth. She moved her eyes and then panicked when she realized why she had that taste. Her screams muffled in the mouth of another mare, who was just waking up, and moved her mouth out of Twilight's.

"Hiya Twilight! Boy, crazy stuff last night, huh?"

"Pinkie! Why were you kissing me?"

"I dunno, I just was. But now I know I'm bisexual." Pinkie just giggled, unaware of how much mental damage she gave to Twilight.

But I'm not! I am into Stallions

Nikolai, who was also there woke up, unsurprisingly with a hangover.

"Wah? Ah damn. Hangover."

"Wooo, that was awesome!"

The three turned to a partied up mare, Vinyl.

"Hiya..."

"Ahh, not so loud, Pinkie."

"Da, hangover hurts head... like sixth wife's punches."

"Let's just wait for this nightmare to be over."

"Heh heh. Night mare, get it as in mare of night. Heh heh." Nikolai then noticed the looks of the mares, and was pleased. "Finally, someone has sense of humor."

"I did get it this time, but that joke is not the funniest."

"You know what Twilight, fuck you. You are no fun."

Soon after the four had breakfast and Vinyl Scratch went to her hotel. Pinkie then realized something.

"Twi, we've have to get Dempsey."

"You're right, where is he?"

"I've got some good news, girls."

"What is it Doctor Stable?"

"Neither of you have had sexual intercourse recently."

The two mares were relieved, they were really worried.

"But Applejack."

"Yeah?"

"We found that you have a fatal disease."

"WHAT!"

"Good news is that you came in before it was too late, it is treatable now."

"Aw shucks, what is it?"

"Leukemia."

"Loo what now?"

"Leukemia, it's where you have an inability to form blood clots properly. Treatment will require you to be in the hospital for a couple months."

Applejack was really shocked, she was sick and she didn't even know it. She had one more question.

"How much for the treatment?"

"500 bits."

Applejack look dampened, she had insurance but if she wanted to live, Granny would have to a cheap funeral. She had a thoughtful look and finally said, "Do it, for mah life."

"Very well, the treatment will begin in three days. Better tell your friends and family."

"Right..." The two mares went to the lobby where Dempsey was.

"Tell me, did we?"

"Nah."

"Oh, thank God!"

"But Ah have Leukemia."

"Damn, my cousin had that. He's dead."

"Ah'm sorry, let's just go to Twi's house now."

"Right..." Dammit author, you are a bastard.

I know I am. I know I am.

Nikolai was drunk again in the library. Twilight and Pinkie were waiting for Dempsey when he came in with Applejack and Rainbow Dash.

"Dempsey, there you are, and with my two favorite mares."

"Hello Nikolai, I just going to say, I'm glad this is almost over."

Then came Rarity, Fluttershy, and Princess Celestia.

"Oh, there you two are. How about we say our goodbyes, then preform the spell."

"Right Princess, I'm just glad I didn't do anything I'll regret later."

"I am also glad for that. But seriously Dempsey, this place is starting to suck balls." Nikolai couldn't wait to go bounce on the Moon again.

For the sake of not boring you, I summarized the goodbyes.

Dempsey said very pleasant goodbyes to Rainbow, Applejack, Rarity and Fluttershy. Pinkie got a her head rubbed and Twilight got a pat on the back.

Nikolai gave Applejack and Rainbow very warm goodbye, Pinkie a thumbs up, Twilight and Fluttershy a simple nod, and Rarity...

"Oh, and I read up on Discord, Rarity... He made you think rock was diamond and you named it Tom!" Nikolai laughed with a roaring sound, and Rarity had a look of pure rage on her face.

"Let's just preform the spell." Celestia began to hold up the Stone of Souls, "Put your hands on the stone here."

The two humans did so, and Celestia began to use her magic.

Most of mares would miss the duo, but they knew they had to go back.

"Umm, Princess. Is this rock supposed to..." Dempsey never got the chance to finish his sentence when his soul, along with Nikolai's was sucked in. Twilight got worried.

"Um, Princess. Was that..."

The rock then exploded, sending the souls back into their respective bodies and made the duo fade out of existence.

"What the..."

"Twilight, they are home now."

Twilight was skeptical, but she was just glad it was over.

"Well Ah'm glad it's over, but Ah got something ta say."

"Yes, Applejack?"

"Ah got Leukemia."