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Completed Stories:

My Little Caboose: Blue is Magic!

(Red vs Blue Web Series Crossover)

[343,908 words]

What happens when the Reds and Blues finally get Church out of the Epsilon unit? Caboose decides he wants a turn in the unit, of course! What happens next? Well let's just say he always did say he wanted a pony, now he has a world full of them.

Cthulhu is a Pretty Cool Guy

(Cthulhu Crossover)

[3,734 words]

Celestia invites Cthulhu over for some tea.

Harley & Muscles Glasses Equestrian Adventure

(Epic Meal Time Web Series Crossover)

[4,384 words]

Pinkie Pie invites her friends over with the promise of one of the greatest meals of all time. When they get there, however, it is revealed that Pinkie is not the one that is cooking, but rather two tall creatures who occasionally squawk like birds.

Ongoing Stories:

My Little Caboose II: Friendship is Fragmented!

(Red vs Blue Web Series Crossover)

[Updated on Weekdays]

Church, finally freed from his stone prison after a month of having Discord trapped in his mind along with him, must readjust to the pony world with nothing but twisted memories, as well a group of equally twisted friends.

Zero Punctuation - Equestria

(Zero Punctuation Web Series Crossover)

[Updated on the 1st Sunday of the Month]

Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw is a video game reviewer from Australia. What happens when he plays a video game so girlish that it freezes his computer? Well he hits his computer and gets propelled backwards, to find himself in an oddly colorful world.

Achievement Hunter in Equestria

(Achievement Hunter Web Series Crossover)

[Updated on the 2nd Sunday of the Month]

When a spell by Twilight Sparkle brings the Achievement Hunter crew to Equestria what will happen? Will the crew be able to help ponies with their problems, or will they just get angry at each other during the process?

Loyalty is a Bitch

(Humanized Rainbow Dash on Earth)

[Updated on the 3rd Sunday of the Month]

Here's a quick recap of the last few hours: watched my dog play, heard a scream then a huge splash in my pool, took a quick dive to save the chick in it, and then I got a bloody nose and let her stay here. Why did I have to get stuck with worst pony?

At a Loss

(Demonata Book Series Crossover)

[Updated on the 4th Sunday of the Month]

Applejack finds the truth about her parents and seeks out Twilight to help her fight a Demon Master.

Stories Written by Friends

  • Pony May Cry: Brotherhood is Magic A series of cosmic events cast the demon sons of Sparda, Dante and Vergil, into Equestria as ponies. by White Void JoJo 158,342 words · 14,093 views · 837 likes · 41 dislikes
  • Mischief Makers What happens when the main six play a game with two mischievous mares? by Samaru163 30,080 words · 831 views · 26 likes · 1 dislikes


Fuckin' Corgi


I'm Sorry · 7:14pm

I'm sorry for a lot of things.

I'm sorry that I've always taken so long to do chapters. They were very short and were everso sparse, barely being worth the time. You guys deserved way better than that, and all of you (well, almost all of you, anyways) have had the patience of saints.

I'm sorry that I've set and broken deadlines time and time again. Breaking promises, even those I make to the faceless masses on a pony fiction websites, hurts me terribly.

And I'm sorry to say, but I think its time to just give up on writing.

At least, on pony. This has been a long time coming,as I'm sure it's painfully aware for a long time now. Towards the end, the chapters were so rare, and the quality dropped substantially, that there just seems to be little point. I have a life to get to, and having this nagging at me at the back of my mind was distracting me from a lot of things. I'm still going to write my own stories, but for myself. I doubt Ill ever finish my own books and get them published, but I'm definitely going to keep writing. I'm most likely going to delete all my stories except the My Little Caboose series by January 1st(since it has gone on long and has to much time put into it). This is because I don't want people to keep asking me to finish them, and because having them "unfinished" bothers me. Deleting them solves that. So, to those that like the idea of Zero Punctuation or the Achievement Hunters going to Equestria, feel free to use the ideas. They're free reign.

That being said, I did have the final chapter written of My Little Caboose II. Maybe someday I wil return and post a summary of all the arcs that were to come, then post the final chapter later, just for some closure, but it won't be for the next few months seeing as I have a lot of stuff in life coming up, and I need to be ready to face that shitstorm with a braveface. If that happens, I'd love to receive some fanart for the My Little Caboose series. I've only ever gotten a few (about 5 or 6), but they were always my favorite part of writing. I'll keep this account active and pop on now and again to read friends' stories, but my writing has officially stopped getting support here. Speaking of, I could make this blog well over a thousand words, but I don't want to lose interest in this, so I'm going to wrap it up. God knows I've stopped writing chapters when I've lost interest because of how long they want on. So I guess I'll just say the cliche thing.

Thank you all. For a lot. My years here were fun, and I loved the writing that I did. Well, not the writing itself. I never 'loved' my own works in an academic sense. Too much wrong with it, plot. flow, pacing and grammar wise. Not to mention a handful of times characters were OOC and arcs had no coherency with one another. What I loved about them was that I brought joy to others. Almost one and a half thousand people followed me, and over 2000 people followed the first my little caboose story. For a site with so few people, the fact that I reached such a large chunk is simply, well, amazing. You guys helped me through so much (a few bats with depression here, an occaissional phase of alcoholism there), and for that I am eternally grateful.

Wall of thank yous:

To JoJo Madara - Probably the one I talk to the most on here. Having (apparantly) inspired him to start writing was so fucking cool. If you like Devil May Cry (lord knows I do) be sure to check him out.

To Jet Howitzer, my Best Morgrad Worshipping Buddy for Life - He's a sunuvvabitch. But the cool kind. The kind that makes love to money and collects women. A real snazzy soul. A cool cat. A genital gentleman. Wait, what was that last one?

To Samaru, CloneTrooperKev and Fallen Prime - These were the three commenters that stood out the most to me. While most simply commented "lol" or blindly praised my works, they were the three that would make me smile, be it with Kev's way of joking around when pointing out errors, or Samaru's dedication to being my longest fan. The other two gave up after the first fic, I believe.

To Jexxarez, Writer, TotallyNotaBrony and TwilightClopple - To the failed collab that never happened for reasons! Even though that Clopple gave up on this site long ago... Wait! Now I can get the last laugh! FUCK YOU TWILIGHTCLOPPLE! YOU PROMISED ME A SEX VACATION IN ROME!

And to every other follower out there - I'm sure I'm forgetting a handful of other notable people, and I'm sorry for that. You are all sexy beasts, and you are the reason I went on this long.

So, to leave you off, here is a piece of fanart I received from Silver Stone Ruby:

And remember to save the fics of mine that you liked, because all of them (minus the one-shots and the My Little Caboose series) are going to be deleted on January 1st for personal closure reasons.


Memory is something many people take for granted these days, me especially. People think that memory is just something humans, ponies and thousands of other creatures use to store information. I guess that's sort of true, but what nobody realizes is just how much of a gift memory is. Sure, some people think that all remembering does is dig up old wounds and bring nothing but pain, but they don't understand is that pain is what makes you human. Only through pain can we understand what friendship and love really means to us. If everything was all good and well, we would never learn to appreciate what we have. Take the others for example. Even though they made my life a living hell, I can look back and smile at the stupid shit they've put me through and learn from it. Mourning over loss, thinking about all the things you'll never share, the time you'll never spend together. Those aren't what is important. What is important is that you remember the time you shared and cherish those memories forever.


My only regret is that I took so long to remember.

-- This is DarkWing signing off for, most likely, the final time.

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#362 · 39w, 1d ago · · ·

Oh... I never checked this profile before. I wasn't aware for 2 god damn years it was over...

Well, can't say im happy with your decision, but it's just that. Your decision. I will get around to re-reading the first MLC than get to what you have on MLC 2.

But for all thing high and mighty, I have witnessed many authors disappear, I always ask they leave their work if i am in time. I know what you post said, but even if it isn't finished, i want to see and very well read some of those other 4 storys. A Zero Punctuation fic! Unheard of! No one else is brilliant enough.

#361 · 67w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

Hope you have a great life man. I'm hoping for you to come back

#360 · 68w, 2d ago · · ·

I am sad you are gone but I am more sad that I will see no Fluttershy Grif, I am glad to have the time to ask my question now though. You see I watched Red vs. Blue for this story and I thought Washington and Twilight might make a good couple. I hope you get your spark for writing story back. I personally kinda left a story for three years and recently got started again. Also let me know if you get anything published I would love to read them. You inspire me to write.

#359 · 77w, 4d ago · · ·

I respect your decision, though I am sad. I hope that you find that closure you're looking for. Only the best for the best crossover writer I've read.

#358 · 82w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

I hope its been going great for you DarkWing, your MLC series has really opened up my eyes with creativity, life lessons, and realizations about my own life with the events in the series as well as the ending of MLC 1 with the Memory bit. That memory bit really stood out to me and it really gave me something to smile about in life. Your stories were very unforgetable, sadly the MLC 2 story was never finished, that really hit me because i was so enveloped in the story,events, and wacky stuff that happened between them. It was like my own little world that brought light and laughter yet life lessons. Ill never forget you DarkWing and i hope that one day, one day, you will return to finish what you started, i hope everything is going well for you, ill remember you and your literary pieces. Thanks

Oh and by the way Dont say goodbye, i hate goodbyes :fluttershysad::fluttershyouch:

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