Something-something, witty short bio.

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

hello there, my name is diction, also known as Rj, i'm an aspiring writer with some fics to come, but, I must warn you that I am new to this, so constructive criticism is always appreciated!

Change is a comin'

I'm too lazy to do anything but read. I'm also a really bad liar.

Welcome to the madness. And remember, goats are like sheep. If you shoot a waffle, I hate forks.

I'm a huge fucking tool.

You're stupid pretty. I'm pretty stupid.

No longer relevant.

I may be a Locust, I may have been a Theron Elite at some point in time. But no one will bring harm to my new home. FOR EQUESTRIA!!!!

Lives in Equestria.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

Hopeful writer, devoted follower, avid reader, hard worker, tea drinker.

So I work in the service industry a trillion hours a week, and I like to chill while reading something totally not serious. As of late I've been getting that itch to write again, stress relief. =D

Comic artist and sometimes musician.

Horrible writer Enthusiastic reader

Zephyr Verve, editor, proofreader, creativity well and professional moron at your service!

Sometimes it isn't the power of an army, but the conviction of one who saw through the lies.

Writing is a new hobby of mine, and I want to share it with you. From my proud city I shall write and from there I will read. xluferx is similar to my name but I prefer Lufer

My name is Hatty, friend to one and all and the walking definition of "handsome gentleman".. or so I'm told...

Eh, there's not much to say about me.

Draw sometimes, write sometimes. Not much really but well...I frankly don't care for bio's