A writer who enjoys putting a smile on peoples faces. If a story makes you smile, I've done my job. :)

Be who you are and do what you like. Those who mind won't matter and those who matter won't mind. ~Dr. Seuss~

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

"A rather small incredible paragraph that changes your thoughts on the world" What he said.

I was a Scrub for a while, until I found something more... Cachi.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

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"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

I'm a pony playing the trombone. What more do you want? Well, I also write stuff sometimes.

They're gonna mess up my FUCKING TOMATOES.