I'd tell you a joke about the Golden Wrench, but you'll never get it.

I am a caring guy who loves to read.

aerospace engineer in development, bassline scientist, failure at writing

Hello! I'm Ethan Sawyer, more commonly known as Vinyl or Shimmer online. I'm more of a proof reader than an author, so if you want something to be proof read throw me a pm!

im not in this anymore, if i'm online i'm on a nostalgia trip lol

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

hello, I will give you ideas if you want.

Hey, if you message me about something and I don't respond for like a long time, shoot me another pm. I forget my commitments here a lot.

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

Good at starting giant ideas. Bad at (a) finishing and (b) thinking of finishable things, but hoping to improve.

I don't do much here.

Hello! I am a trans* man who is emotionally invested in candy-colored horses, junkie detectives, and anthropomorphic countries. Pleasure to meet'cha!

Herp derp

I'm a fan of almost anything.

My level of sarcasm is to the point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not.

I'm a friendly, kind, honest, generous and loyal pony that has a great sense of humour and likes making new friends :)

I'm here to read fics.

You're already built

Just a guy who loves to read.

H'lo there! Just a reader. Nothing to see here. Move along.

26 M | one sharky boi | Discord Server if you wanna chat

I will proofread your fanfic for nothing!

28 years old and still here. Why?

Occsionally updates

Speak German to me