"Jimmy Hook's the Name, Transformations is my Game" (Victim of The Cursed Gift since September 2016)

Fate fell short

Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.

Curious about the site.

Proud believer in Germany and german beer

Editor, gamer, and smartass. Mostly that last one.

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

I am just a reader. But if you ever need help, here i am.

Welcome to my profile, everypony! *squee*