I write stories. One day, I'll be really, really good at it. One day.

I'm Zyr1987 (Rhymes with sir) and I'm currently the only person to write stories about Fleur de Lis to any great extent. I also ship extensively and have been taking to combining the two in my stories

He's just this guy, you know?

I am so omniscient that if there were to be two omnisciences, I would be both.

A gibbering mound of horseflesh who has learned to hate.

Madda' than a hatta'? Bat-s*** insane? Nope! I just got ponies on the brain.

Editor, gamer, and smartass. Mostly that last one.

Part time student, writer, and artist. Scatterbrained to the nth degree.

*Insert dramatic/military/deep quote here*

I commend my soul to any god that can find it" Moist von Lipwig, momenst before meeting an angel

Mixed greens and poison ivy salad, rocket fuel vinaigrette | Hundred-proof spirits from the fountain of wisdom | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Someday I'll learn

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

I've written a few FoE fics, mostly to please myself and others and to practice my craft as a writer. Now for 4th-wall breaking. "Greetings! I am Delvius, chronicler of Roam and friend to Goldwreath."

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

I write like once a year.

I am No One

It's true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.

Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."

Why are you reading this?

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

I am just a reader. But if you ever need help, here i am.