Butts Butts BUTTS!

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Not any Info about me, if you don´t ask me^^

Saturn's my name, writing's my game.

I am an owl driving a surprisingly sophisticated human robot.

I deal with the sad, dark and grim fics. Sorry guys, no happiness here.

I ain't one for these here "Bios".

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5