I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, please keep me here.

"When I get old, I am going to be: Rice. Frisco style." - Ed 2004

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

I'm just a budding writer trying to write a few fics. If you enjoy them, awesome! If not... then why're you even reading this? Get outa here!