There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.
I came here to chew bubblegum and ship ponies, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
I am a novice writer who tries to find inspiration from pretty almost everything.
A fan of MLP:FiM Shipping, mostly Canon x OC. You don't have to like it, but I do.
Providing free helicopter rides demonstrates commitment bringing peace to man, one communist at a time.
Please ignore the numerous bottles of rum and the bong. I assure you I'm a real straight shooter!
"Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end; then stop." - Lewis Carroll
(Nay-vee-ka) Welcome to my corner of the multiverse. Please leave your Blunderbusses by the door.
A man who doesn't write half of his stories half as often as he should like, and writes less than half of them half as well as they deserve.
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I like potatoes and reading stories that shake my brain and/or give me giggles :)
Just your average Nine Inch Nails fan who occasionally writes horsewords and reviews.
A Pegasister editor, writer, and drawer! Trying to spread happiness wherever I go! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
For some reason you are looking at my profile page right about now. I'm not sure why, but you can tell me if you want.
Frequent reader, less-than-infrequent writer.
An appreciator of entertaining stories. Currently a proofreader for The Bridge: A Godzilla/Mlp Crossover by Tarbtano
I am a brony who writes for the SCP Foundation, and makes abstract art. This account is for saving my favorite stories.
There's only room in here for one, and I've decided it's not you.