There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

We’ve got dents and we’ve got quirks, but it’s our flaws that make us work.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.