What adorasexy thing should I turn you into today? Now with Patreon & Ko-Fi!

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I like a variety of stories, but I enjoy crossovers the most (not counting displaced). As such, I'm only doing crossover stories right now.

I write weird stuff.

Meanest little raccoon with the cutest little boots.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Some people tell me I write stuff. I'm not so sure I believe them.

Pithy Statement

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

After seeing huge bursts of power from one universe a Q decides to investigate

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Blood for the Blood God and pony stories for everyone!

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Gott schützen den Kaiser!

Just a guy who likes to occasionally write, but loves to read all types of fanfiction

A guy from switzerland who likes cheese, mountains and horse words.... lots and lots of horse words.

Hi, I'm Windburst. Fan of Twixie, Lyrabon and transformation fanfics. I can't keep an update schedule at all, and expect typo's in my stories, but if you can get past that, welcome aboard!

I do stuff that might fall under your purview of "Good Writing". Perhaps you would dain my work as the opposite. Either way it's here and you may look upon it and draw your conclusions thusly.

Im a guy who writes stories and has questionable Speeling skills. FEAR MY BATH I MEAN WRATH

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Just living the Canadian life. So cold, so very cold.

That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware!

If you're looking for sarcastic humor, you've come to the right place!

Friends with YO' MAMA!

Oooga Boooga!

space is a waste

A.K.A.: 8th-Sin "Unrelenting, both in texture and in fortitude."

I wish!!

Engineer, Martial Artist, Scuba Diver; Always working

I like writing ponies. And violent explosions. For some reason, that's not a problem here.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Because someone has to light that match that burns the world.

You can get your own story written or push a current story for more updates at his Patreon!

RETIRED [VARIOUS REASONS]

The one who knows...