Exactly what it says on the tin.

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

I am that I am, and nothing more. I will exist as I am, or not at all. And I really, REALLY hate insects and arachnids.

*SPOILERS* ;)