“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

My primary function is failure.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here