I am a brony. I like warhammer. I play vidya games. I read frequently. Guess what? I also hate talking about myself.

I'm just a simple guy who got into ponies. Nothing more, and nothing less.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)