Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

I have no heart and my avatar makes everything sound sexual. Also, It's pronounced "sam-ee".

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I write books. :)

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3