"I ain't a hero, nor will I ever be."

But when the enemy comes knocking at the doorstep of Deft Hooves' home, will he have a choice? Raised as the scum of the city, the poorest of the poor and the weakest of them all, will such a creature be able to show the world that you don't have to be a hero to do heroic deeds?

A sequel to Discharged-that lovely little mess of a story. However, it's highly recommended that you read it before hand to understand what's going on.

Generations after the great General Crimson Moon Steelhooves had fought his last battles and started the most adaptive magical academies in all of Equestria, a terrible monster and enemy returns with a vengeance. Aiming to kill off his current descendants, the monster known as the Mountain King comes knocking for the most magically gifted Steelhooves, Alder Branch Steelhooves.
With only the Lunar Battalion (a force he reckoned he would never join thanks to its ties with his family) and his own skills, can Alder live through the resurrecting evil that is the Mountain King?

After countless millennia, something has finally escaped the pits of Tartarus. It came from the deepest pits and had enough power to force its way out, leaving the Princesses to expect the worst...

They call upon the one that will return the evil to the pit, dead or alive.

Meanwhile, in Ponyville, the most generous mare has an act of kindness go terribly wrong, leaving her in debt to a creature of unmistakable supernatural power...a creature that seems to love hot coffee in the morning, naps in the afternoon, and onigiri.

Only time will tell what happens to the intertwining fates of the three players in the this cosmic comedy...

Yes, another HiE story! An unsuspecting human wakes up one day only to find that when he has ramen for breakfast, he is sent to Equestria.

Just a few notes:
1.) I did this story on a request from one of my friends at my New Year's party last night and we may/may not have been a tad bit inebriated when the request was given.
2.) This story is complete and utter bullshit and it's just to waste some stupid ideas about a HiE story that I wanted to write.
3.) Listen to this whenever you make ramen: [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0d8Wavxjds]

Little Wing, an Earth Pony born to Pegasi parents, has to come to terms with both their death and his blank flank, even though he is considered an "adult" by pony law. But one day, he accepts an offer that changes his life forever. Granted with a power of a god, a power he never truly wanted, he now must face the challenges that come along with his new power....

When Twilight Sparkle got an all-expense paid vacation to Romaneia as a brithday present from her very own loved mentor, Princess Celestia, she didn't think life could get any better. Traveling with Spike, Twilight manages to botch their vacation the very first day in Romaneia.
Twilight and Spike are soon plunged into the working of history as they find out Romaneia is not all what it appears at first, and that not all rullers are as tolerant and caring as the two lovely princesses of Equestria.
Follow Twilight and Spike as they are both unwillingly shoved into a revolution that will shake the very core of what they believe in and what some good luck and gypsy magic can accomplish.

Rated teen for a glorious revolution, which means gore and what not.

It might sound wierd, but this was inspired by Gogol Bordello's music. Celstia and Luna, that band is good.

"Today, I am being discharged from the Lunar Battalion......"
-Cpt. Crimson Moon Steelhooves (yeah, it's a mouthful)

The Captain of the Lunar Battalion is being discharged from service, plagued with a problem Equestria has not seen since the Pax Equestria. But thanks to the rise of Equestria's enemies, both foreign and internal, he is the first pony to experience it since before Nightmare Moon's banishment. He'll learn what friendships can do to a pony, what they can take and destroy, and what they can repair, throughout his journey into Ponyville's community and himself.

Rated teen for some violent/gory scenes of war, along with swearing and adult themes.

Link to the sequel.