The guy with too much time, and not enough drive to write.
A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!
Dethrone the dictaphone, hit it in its funny bone, that's where they expect it least.
I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)