Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

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"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

I type stories using my hands

I - am that is, My sword will wield for me.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

Just a normal guy who got hooked on the new My Little Pony show.