Selling out has never felt so dirty.

We didn't start the fire.

Writer, vocalist. Originally had a little story to tell. Over a hundred chapters later, still going strong.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I'm just a random guy who constantly writes fanfics but rarely posts them.