There's always a lever. You just have to find it.

Why do we fight? To protect home and family, to preserve balance and bring harmony. The true question is not why we fight but rather "What is worth fighting for?"

A real lady killer.

Just an adventure/mystery fanfiction-writing brony from the state of Vermont who hopes that you enjoy his work.

Fiat currency of South Africa.

Lord of lust

Your one stop shop for badly-written clop

I write things. Feel free to commision a porn or non-porn thing for $0.01 a word. Price is per chapter.

I write stuff and draw stuff.