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primeoetgrunn


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Life as a thug in Los Santos can be boring at times: kill this guy, get those documents, get me one of these cars.
Over time it mentally ages a man.
The thug-life had chosen me and it rarely gives you a chance to leave it behind and start something different.

So what do you do if you get the chance to get something new other than a new car or gun? You set your sights to it and put the pedal to the metal to get to that something.
To me, that something was a new chance at life on the right side of the law.
It may be a different world, but my new job pays well and I get to watch the nicest pieces of female anatomy to get said pay.


Disclaimer: GTA and all of it's properties mentioned in this story is owned by Rockstar.
And if you didn't know My Little Pony is owned by Hasbro, you seriously need to do a reality-check.

Also: previous knowledge of GTA:ONLINE is usefull but not really required.

Chapters (3)
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"Curiosity killed the cat."

Daring Do, ever the noble treasure huntress, has found a tablet with an odd carved out symbol on it.
Ahuizotl has found a huge doorway with the perfect engraving for that tablet to fit in.
The runes in the building the doorway is located in, speak of an ancient army of powerful but uncontrollable beings.
Wanting to test that theory, Ahuizotl decides to open the door...

The poor bastard has no idea how uncontrollable these creatures truly are.



This is a crossover with GTA: Online.
The behaviour of the avatars will be based off of my personal experiences in GTA: Online, so expect a lot of unnesecary killing and a bunch of explosions.

Chapters (6)
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Ponies suddenly start replacing all humans in the Dutch town of Maaskantje. Accompanied by their trusty green 89 Opel Manta, Rikkert, Gerrie, Barrie, Richard and Robbie go on an epic quest to find out who is responsible for this sudden outburst of gayness.

Warning: this story contains swearing in both English and Dutch, alot of nonsensical conversation, awkward silences and alot of facepalms by the reader.
You have been warned, kut.

Chapters (1)
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It is time to clean up the barn at Sweet Apple Acres.
Big Mac is fixing up and replacing planks on the outside, Applejack is painting the barn and Applebloom is sweeping the floor.
Being a bit too enthousiastic, Applebloom accidentally digs a hole in the middle of the barn, revealing a piece of colored metal:
"Them Apple sisters be at it again."

Chapters (7)
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Fluttershy finds a wounded tiger in the Everfree Forest. She decides to take it home with her to help it heal from its wounds. The tiger, however, has a secret, a secret Equestria should never be aware of: The secret of the BEAST WARS.

Chapters (5)