Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.
Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't
Can't sing, can't dance, can't paint, can't make animations. But is a silly pervert, so I write stupid perverted things.
Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.
Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!