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Life gave me lemons, and with them I made horsewords. Try and figure that out.
Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.
I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!