irresistible

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

And now it's time for one last bow, like all your other selves. Eleven's hour is over now. The clock is striking twelve's.

Do I really need one?

thehalfelf, otherwise known as The Black Wizard, is a strange, humanized cactus whose only intention is to 1) play all of the video games and B) ship all the ponies

I am an asshole.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?