I have no earthly clue what I'm doing.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Are you a Rebel?

Deep into that dorkness peering...

Story teller at heart. I like to examine the unusual. I spend too much time being 'reasonable'. I write to play, and hope others enjoy the results.

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.