Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

Not much to say about myself at the moment, other than my mind really does always go blank when asked to describe myself, alas.

God, I'm so sorry.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)