I'm totally sophisticated and smart. You see that cute kid in the picture? He represents my very soul... and my expert use with Google Images. I AM SMART DAMMIT

Hi! I'm Skittle, and I love My Little Pony! Duh, or else I wouldn't be on here unless I was a troll.I don't live under a bridge, so I ain't a troll.

I cook my chicken skin side down to make sure I only judge it by the content of its character.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!