I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

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Just a guy with a odd dream of ponies and chaos. My favorite Pony: Pinkie Pie My favorite cartoon character: The Warden (super jail) My favorite book: Gil's All Fright Diner by A. Lee Martinez .

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Chaos Lord of Never Finishing Chapters

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I'm just a simple horse trying to make my way through the universe. People say I'm bad at writing happy endings.

Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!

The antilife equation.