"Of all the terrible batponies in the world, you're the least terrible."~PresentPerfect🐴Ponk & GlimGlam are best ponies🐴Text 714-496-3119 with the name of an MLP character to get a cute picture!
Seeing how you favorited Bon Bon Thinks Griffins Aren't Real, I thought you ought to know I've published another LyraBon story. It's called
Warning: Grimdark scenario detailed below. I may need a hug.
Remember the "Ballad of the Crystal Ponies"?
Fluttershy sings the line "They had a petting zoo with tiny ewes."
What if this book, being old, isn't an exact translation, and "Petting Zoo" is actually a euphemism for a brothel. You know, like the other definition of petting:
Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.
HUZZZAH!
That's right, it's time for another guest author week for everypony's least-favorite slashfic compilation, and the only thing I seem to have the energy to actually update these days, https://www.fimfiction.net/story/139257/90-extremely-short-incredibly-horrible-shamelessly-bizarre-slashfics-plus-1-thats-just-plain-insane-not-to-mention-a-character-uprising-a-bomb-threat-a-few-optional-stable-time-loops-a-foalnapping-additionally-saving-the-world . Expect great questionably-romantic drabbles
That Pinkie has a second part time job at the hay burger place?
(probably to help fuel her party addiction)
So I am typing this on my iPad using my new Logitech bluetooth keyboard. So now in between Lyft passengers I can type stories in my car. So hopefully expect a lot more content from me in the near future!
A special thanks to my Patreon patron Singularity Dream!
Marriage equality is at last the law of the land here in America.
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