On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I am Matthais Unidostres, I'm a Christian and I love FanFiction!

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.