Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

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Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

You'll Never See Me Comin'!

Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!

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As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.