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I wish I could write, I wish I could draw, I wish I could play. Unfortunately against my might, it is not my forte. So I sit here among my own defeat, knowing I could never match or join the great.

KFP-Empleado.

I'm a recently returned writer and plan to release alot of stories again.

Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.

What is a pony? But a miserable pile of secrets.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Just another reader

Hai! Im a REALLY awesome dude and would like to read great stories/edit a few^_^

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now

Starting over from scratch. Sorry.

We didn't start the fire.