My Little Tobuscus

by Velociraptor

A Whole New World Pt.2

Toby got out of the hay bail and saw an ominous forest "This looks fun, I definetly won't get murdered here." Toby then proceded to walk into the forest. TWO HOURS LATER. "Nod at the bird and people die everywhere peo-ple die" Toby sang in an exhausted voice. Toby had walked several miles, in Tobuscus miles, really he had walked only a mile and a half. As Toby started to sing Nugget in a Biscut he passed out.

TWO MORE HOURS. Toby woke up with an urge of darkness, redness, whiteness, to this he said "Wake up of darkness, redness, whiteness!" Toby then saw a small white rabbit. "Hey little bunny" Toby said in a voice he had used in Terraria so many times before "whose gonna die within the next twenty years, are you, yes you are, yes you are, unless your the one immortal bunny" "Angel you need to take your medicine" A small voice said. The bunny taped it's foot impatiently. "Thats a cute, thats a bunny refusing to take it's medicine that will probably save it's life cute!" Toby exclaimed. Opon hearing this the shy pegasus let out a small eek and said "Where did you come from,why are you here, and what are you doing in the everfree forest"
"Why shoo I'm here in this forest to meet you girl" Toby said in the voice he used on AJ
"Wh-who are you?" She asked
"It doesn't matter who I am all that matters is my number, here it is, but wats your name
"Flu-Fluttershy"
"Thats a nice name it's like flutter and shy

Fluttershy then saw the look of exhaust on the pony's face "Oh dear, are you ok, you look sick let me take you to my cottage to get better" "Why shoo I don't need no help" Toby then felt his dehydration kick in and passed out on the forrest floor.

Fluttershy's cottage

Toby woke up again with the darkness, redness, whiteness "Good your awake, you passed out on the forest floor from dehydration, I brought you here to get better" Fluttershy said "I could've drunk my pee like Bear Grylls or Nathan Drake" Toby said modestly "Well if you want to get better you better drink some water" Fluttershy said
"Uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh fine" Toby said impatiently. After Toby drunk several bottles of water he left the bed and headed towards the door when Fluttershy interrupted.
"Are you sure you're better" She asked
"As sure as I'll never beat Skyrim" he replied
"Do you know where you're going to go"
"Absolutely........................not"
"I'll take you to Ponyville"
"Ponyvillle! That sounds awsome, almost as awsome as Ezio

Ponyville

Fluttershy introduced Toby to her friends, Toby only paid attention to one, Pinkie Pie. Fluttershy was about to knock on Sugarcube Corner's door when Toby stepped in front of her and knocked on the door himself "Knock, Knock Mosacra!" Toby exclaimed. A voice on the other side of the door said "Silly, my names Pinkie Pie not Mosacra" Pinkie then opened the door. At that moment Toby felt both happyness and a deep hatred of this pony. Happyness due to she was the only person/pony he ever met that acted like him, this was also the reason he hated her, he knew she would steal his style. Pinkie then began laughing for no reason so Toby joined in "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm ha ha ha going ha ha ha to ha hah hah ha murder ha ha ha you!" "What?" Pinkie asked "Ooh butterflies, yay." Toby said looking at Fluttershy's cutie mark. The rest of the mane six showed up and there was only one thing Toby could say
"Hothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothothot"

Comments

[NeverKnown]

Fricken awesome *preforms the leap of faith from the top of clouds dale smacks into hay bale* "OwwwWww"

[thatguyfromkfc]

He saw Rarity didn't he.

[just moar]

SWEET MONKEY! THIS IS ÓSOM!

[The Master]

I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard

[Ptero]

What did I just read? It's definitely awesome though

[DashWithRainbows]

This....This is beautiful man *sheds manly tear*...5 stars and tracking the fuck outta this.

[my little broney (MLB)]

that made me laugh so hard when tobuscus said as sure as i will never beat skyrim. it's funny cause it's true lol

[iloveportalz0r]

189765
Or Twilight

[Dirty Bit]

lol I love how Toby is jealous of Pinkie

...You should totally have him sing his sugar cane song in an oncoming chapter
Just a suggestion

[Bookmaster]

Awsomeee

[Evocator]

this is too awsome for me
-leap of faith from the stratosphere and does 15 sonic rainbooms in a row, with them all being lightningy
SWEE-smashes into ground and gets up perfectly fine-
see im im ok im really...hey is that ezio?
-ezio falls through the ground-
and i think im -unconscious-

[Iambrony]

The fuck did i just read

[Paladin Redflare]

Hahahaha ha

[Magatsu Orpheus]

Safety Torch!
Put it on a porch!
Safety Torch!
Put iit in a hallway!
Safety Torch!
Thatta be 50 bucks!

[bluefurbluestar]

ooh butterflies :D

[colemcgrass]

191294 Obviously Twilight.

[iloveportalz0r]

1241088 dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Twilight_Sparkle_lolface.png

[Pluma the Fluffy Dragon]

[The 12th Doctor]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL

[Anakastories]

if toby meet me i basicly act exactly like him im so crazy!!!!!!!