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The Sonic Rainbuscus

Toby woke up early in the morning, and fixed himself a veggie nugget in a biscut. He then went downstairs to check his mail slot. "I'm sleepy." Toby said in his grandpabuscus voice as he checked his mail. "What's, clop..............I'm awake!" Toby then ran upstairs , into his room and hid the letter in a safe. "God dangit I can never unsee what I just saw on the see saw by the sea shore" Toby began rapping "At, at the sea shore the sea saw saw what can't be un-unseen at the sea shore beep boop beep a boop boop at the sea shore see the see saw see on the sea shore cause the see saw saw Charlie Sheen the Abercean pirate king." "Toby go to sleep!" Gabuscus commanded, "Gabuscus sleep is for the birds, and monkeys, and pretty much everything else, but I'm a good god, just like god, just, just like god, god, god-a-god-a-god-god!" Toby began rapping again,

FIVE HOURS OF TOBY RAPPING

Toby heard a knock at the door, when opened the door he saw the hotel manager "Heeeeeeeellllllllloooo, here's Griffsaur's pee towls" Toby said giving him several wet towls,"Sir there have been several complaints of loud noises coming from this room can I please ask you to leave this hotel at once," The hotel manager said, "No you can't ask, Bilbo" Toby replied, closing the door in her face. "What was that?" Gabe asked as he woke up, "The hotel ponies came here and told us to leave, because I'm an good buscus and they didn't want a good buscus staying at this hotel, so they can get buisness." Toby said proudly, "I'll go see if Twilight knows a place where we could stay" Gabe sighed as he started to pack, "Tobuscus just go outside and I'll be there soon."

Ponyville (soon)

As Gabe and Toby were having having a coversation they noticed Rainbow talking to Fluttershy
"I'm telling you Gabuscus I'm dragonborn!" Toby exclaimed
"Tobuscus, you don't even know what Dragonborn is." Gabe replied.
"It's when a dragon gives birth to a buscus."
"So says the guy who said Ezio was his birth father, IN HIGHSCHOOL!"
"Of course he's my dad"
"YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT EZIO AND A DRAGON HAD YOU THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO!"
"And GLaDos is my god mother. I'll show you that I'm dragonborn!!"

At that moment Rainbow was speeding down toward the ground trying to preform a sonic rainboom,
"Ok," Toby said getting into some kind of stance, "FAS RU DOH!!!!" Toby screamed, almost on cue the sonic barrier reversed on her sending her flying into the distance. "Impossible those aren't even the right words of power!?" Gabe screamed quizicly, "Told you I'm dragonborn, and now I need to find Lydia with my shword, because I can swing m...." Toby replied, but Gabe cut him off, "NO, just no, let's go to Twilight's and find out what happend!" Gabe yelled at Toby, who at the time was talking to Fluttershy, "Why shoo your friend abondond you girl, she hates u, but i dont hate u girl, we can eat roses on a lake surounded by murder death fish and baby eyeballs" Toby said in his flirting voice, "TOBUSCUS WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!" Gabe yelled, "Come on girl lets go Gabuscus is pissed" Gabe then grabbed Toby's tail and dragged him to Twilight's house

Twilight's house

"Thanks for helping me clean up my books guys, it's been a crazy week of studying" Twilight said to her three friends in her library, cleaning up the last few books on the floor. At that moment Rainbow came crashing trough knocking over all the hardwork they had done in the library. Soon enough Fluttershy came into the room as well saying "Woo" and "Woo-hoo." Noticing the mess in the library Fluttershy quickly said in a small voice, "Oh, did my cheering do this?" "No. my shout did it" Toby said proudly as he and Gabe walked into the room as well, "What?" Twilight asked, "Never mind." Gabe chimed in, "Well that was a truly terrible performance." Rainbow said with a sigh, "It wasn't all bad I liked it when you made the clouds spin." Hearing this made Gabe's mind explode, he needed to know as much as possibly about pony logic within the next twenty four hours, "TWILIGHT DO YOU HAVE ANY BOOKS ON LOGIC AND do you know a place where Tobuscus and I can stay?" Gabe asked quickly, "You can stay here we have two guest beds in the library, I can move them into the basement and I'll show you the books later." Twilight replied, "Ugh I'm not talking about my performance we're talking about yours, the feeble cheering, I only wish you guys could go to Cloudsdale to see me compete in the Best Young Fliers competition" Rainbow preached. "Are you doing a sonic rainboom, it's the most coolest thing ever!" Pinkie exclaimed "What's a sonic rainboom?" Twilight asked "It's like when a sonic boom meets a rainbow and their like I love you and have a baby, but get a divorce in twenty years." Toby said "That's surprisingly right and Rainbow Dash here is the only pony to ever pull it off and she's goin' to do it again." AJ stated."Well...yeah, o-of course I will, I'm the greatest flier to come out of Cloudsdale, but I'm going to rest up." Rainbow stated then left the house along with Fluttershy.

"Go-go on find a spell that will let us into Cloudsdale" Rarity stated nudging Twilight, "How am I supposed find a flight spell in this mess?" Twilight asked. "Page twenty seven" Toby said tossing her a book. "How'd you do that?" AJ asked "I looked in every book in two seconds." Toby said modestly, obviously lying. "Here it is a spell that will allow earth ponies and unicorns fly for three days, I'm not sure I can do it though" Twilight said. "But you must" Rarity stated. "But, whose going to volunteer as the test subject?" Twilight asked. To answer this Toby ran in front of Twilight. A cocoon of magic shot out from Twilight's horn changing Toby

Cloudsdale.

Fluttershy was giving a pep talk to Rainbow about the sonic rainboom she saw something, "Tob..." Fluttershy stated, but was interuppted by Rainbow, "Tob? What kind of word is to.." Rainbow said, but was interrupted by a new voice. "How u doin girl like my wings" Toby said as Rainbow stared, Toby then changed his voice, "There so pretty, Yay!" At that moment a pink hot-air balloom emerged from the clouds, "I-I can't belive it, this is so cool you guys made it!" Rainbow exclaimed. PInkie then jumped out of the balloon and onto the clouds, "How are you standing on the clouds only pegasus ponies can walk on clouds?" Rainbow asked, "I found a spell that makes temporary wings, but that was much to difficult to repeat multiple times, so I found a spell that lets non-pegusus ponies walk on clouds." Twilight said modestly "Hey we got a couple hours before competiton how about Fluttershy and I show you guys around Cloudsdale!" Rainbow said happily

"Be careful with your wings Tobuscus they're extreamly fragile" Twilight said, but Toby paid no attention. "Here's where they make the rainbows" Rainbow said as they walked inside a room with rainbows everywhere. "I love rainbows" Toby said in the voice he talks to bunnies with, "Don't even think about it" Gabe said to Toby as they walked. "Gabuscus, you know my brain works to fast to think." Toby replied as he was done drinking, then stated, "Talk about tasting the rainbow, SPONSER!" Toby's face then changed into several different shades, expressing a different emotion for each shade.

"Wow where did you those fancy wings?" A mare asked Toby, to this Toby replied "Hothothothothtot" "So, you got them from a volcano?" The mare asked again "No I got them for u girl and your friends too!" Toby replied as several other mares came up to him, "Why shoo, I know my wings r beeaauutttiiiffullll" Toby stated, drawing even more of a crowd, Twilight then whispered, "Hmph Tobuscus we're supposed to be helping Rainbow Dash relax stop showing off." "I see girl you want me to yourself and I'm fine with that, I would if I was you." Toby replied as Twilight gave herself a facehoof for thinking she could tell Tobuscus what to do. "Hey you should enter the competition." One of the hotter mares suggested, the other hot mares agreed upon this. "YES I SHALL ENTER THIS COMPETION IF MY NAME ISN'T TOBUSCUS!" Toby exclaimed, the crowed cheered with glee at this anouncement. "What am I going to do now there's no way I'll win now." Rainbow said with sadness in her voice

Cloudsdale stadium(The next day)

There were many voices among the crowd of ponies competing in the competition, even Toby's voice was not distinctly heard through the crowd. "Number one your up" An older mare said, Rainbow then saw that she was number two, an idea popped into her head. She then switched with number five and continued up the number line until she reached Toby who was the final number. "Ok number fifteen let's go." The mare said to Rainbow, but Toby interuppted "Oh, dear it seams that you two will have to go on at the same time." She said, Rainbow and Toby then walked towards the curtains when Toby said "I took the liberty of changing our song."

As they walked outside, Toby's Assassins Creed Brotherhood literal trailer began to play. Rainbow just was hovering in place as Toby flew towards the sun, "No I just have to go to the safety sun" He said. As he flew up he could feel the heat getting stronger, "Sun if you kill me I'll be dead!" Toby said. Toby's wings then dissapeared."GOD DANGIT!" Toby screamed as he fell, but he quickly got into leap of fath position. "Oh no Tobuscus' wings evaporated into thin air." Twilight exclaimed. The Wonderbolts then went after him, but as they tried to catch him they colided. "That's a fail that's three highly trained pegususus hiting each other in mid-air fail!" Toby exclaimed. Rainbow, then sped down as well. Gabuscus then grabbed a banner then jumped of as well. Toby then felt a sudden surge of speed push him along, within a matter of seconds a large voice screamed 'TOBUSCUS' much like the begining of most of his videos. Toby had did it, a sonic rainbuscus, it had even shot a shockwave of magic out making a unnatually large eye appear over Canterlot for a few minutes. At that moment another large voice in a normal tone said "Gabe Uscus, there's a pause!" Toby looked up to see Gabe rushing after him preforming his own sonic rainbuscus, then catching Toby in his hooves and opening the banner as a parachute. "Gabuscus, this doesn't make sense, you obey logic, but you jumped off a increadibly high place for me and even pony logic shouldn't say that." Toby said, "Toby we went to fricken Dead Island, I'm not letting you die now! I also had a bet placed." Gabe replied. At that moment Rainbow Dash preformed a sonic rainboom saving the falling Wonderbolts and the slowly falling Toby and Gabe.

As they reached the top the crowd cheered for rainbow. "I-I did it a sonic rainboom" Rainbow said proudly. FIVE MINUTES LATER. "Hello Twilight Sparkle and company" Princess Celestia said as she glided down towards them, "Hello Princess I have learned a lesson about friendship." Twilight said, "What is it my dear?" Celestia asked "I have learned how important it is to put your whooves on the ground and be there for your friends." Twilight replied "Excellent." Celestia said. Toby then said. "Bless you. If you sneezed during this lesson about being there for your friends instead of showing of, bless you. Peace off! BOOP!" Toby then jumped off the ledge again screaming 'WWWWWHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEOOOOUUU' Rainbow then went to save him.

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