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Spike dun fucked up it seems.

Well what can I say besides good luck Spike.

.....spike....you lucky sumbitch.
so they have magic restoratives right?....RIGHT!?!?
this has developed WAY past what I expected..and they're turning out great please keep em coming

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Commence read.

'Shit happen when you party naked.'

A piece of Pinkie wisdom.

OH YOU ARE BRILLIANT, that last part killed me
Also, Doctor Who and Saints Row 3 references: well played

Spike you are SOOOO screwed.

Well this is gonna be good!! You must have a list of characters to do. Spike must be dumb to think that Twilight wouldn't take advantage of his position, in laymans term I saw that coming.

O_O
WELP.
TIME TO WAIT.
I WILL WAIT.
WITH EXTREME IMPATIENCE.
ASDF.
THIS GON' BE GOOD.

So Spike is gonna have to service stallions in this fic? Spike getting to do both Celestia and Luna sounds awesome though.

Oh, this will NOT end well. XD

can't favorite more than once!!!!

Don't worry, Spike. Things might seem overwhelming now, but you don't have to please all of them! You just have to work your magic until the spa closes. That's only, like, 10 hours away. Just have Twilight pump raw magic into your veins and you shouldn't have to worry about dying from exhaustion.

That is how magic works, right?

It seemed the key to quieting the mare was by occupying her 'lips'.

I dunno, Spike. I think your commentary on Twilight's bird nest in Winter Wrap-Up was the wittiest thing you've ever said. That'll be hard to top unless Steven Moffat starts writing FiM.

"It's not the years... it's the mileage."

Now THAT got a big reaction out of me! Raiders is one of my top ten favorite movies.

I must admit to being just he tiniest bit disappointed, but don't you even think about feeling bad for that. It's simply that I prefer to see Trixie completely dominant, and it feels a little cliché that she's obsessed with Twilight just like she is in every dang clopfic she's in! Still, it's always fantastic to see any interaction at all between Spike and Trixie. I absolutely love those two together, even if they aren't doing anything cloppy.

And props to Twilight herself. I like that you didn't dance around her feelings for Spike like most authors would for the sake of internal conflict or a longer story arc, but just had her come clean. Not only is there still probably some conflict going on between those two and within them, but we also get to skip straight to the fun part! But, uh ... someone had better inform those stallions that the dragon they came to see is straight...

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Spike is fucked on SO many levels

dayum spike going to get laid all day.

Oh well, Spike is going to die from exhaustion.

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Same here.

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what do you mean?. He won't be do anything but ends

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: I'M FUCKED

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Is that a Two Best Friends Play reference?

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I mean that with all those ponies, Spike may possibly get death by snu-snu. :P

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sorry (gee thank you, now i feel retarded)

Everyone's off questioning Spike's stamina for dealing with all of these ponies, and I'm just sitting here wondering if Trixie will bang Twilight.

*Cue 60s' Spiderman meme*

I... I'm.... I'm now genuinely interested in this clopfic...for the plot. No, not the pony bums, I mean the story.... well how about that. This is interesting. Twilight loves spike, trixie loves twilight, and spike loves rarity.... seems we have a love triangle. (not truly, because rarity doesn't love trixie... but you get what i mean)

still though... trixie in love with twilight? that's epic. You would be even more epic of an author if you could realistically make that shipping happen.

I don't know if i should feel sorry for Spike or not, on one hand he's about to have sex with pretty much everyone in town and on the other hand this might just kill him. Either way I can't wait for the next chapter and all the ones to come.

Hahahah, a princess. Genius.

You really need to stop using snatch. It's not sexy, it's not sensual, and no one thinks like that. Aside from that (and slit and cock which I'm barely letting side by), a good chapter.

Twilight, why are you paying for something you can get for free at home if you just ask? Also, which princess, damn you?!

I LOVE THIS STORY!
And I didn't see a ended in sight, hahahahahaha!!!

Spike. Alpha Mike Foxtrot.
In other words, Adios Mare F***er. You will be missed. And to think this all started with a back rub.
Who would have guessed?

1962731 Please read this masterpiece by me then.
1962669 see above ^
1963020 I need to get my hands on a genitalia thesaurus.

To everypony else: a few things. I've only got one chapter left. And there won't be any clop in it (sorry). It will be written for closure for the story.
And before you all start posting "Whyyyyyyy!" I'll explain: Simply, I can only write 'Spike bangs some hottie' so many different ways.

BUT, consider this an open invitation to you all to write spin-off chapters of Spike x (anypony) at the spa. I don't even really care if it messes with the canon of this fic, (but your readers probably will so... you know, tread lightly). My one request is that you link back to this fic as a courtesy.

I'm as surprised as any at the story's popularity. I wasn't going to go beyond the first two chapters and even those were on a whim. I did not think that I wrote clop very well, but hey, I guess the people have spoken.

I'll keep putting out a chapter or two of something each week so keep an eye out for my name on the main page. (or you know, click the 'watch' button.)

1963390 it's 3 am. everything is running on low. I've got that story up in a new tab, and it's not going anywhere. I think i'm about ready to go pass out for about 9 hours, I'll read this fic when I get back. Darn... I kinda want to read it now.... but I know i'll enjoy it more if I wait. What would the literary scholars call this? Man vs himself? (ie: immediate gratification vs delayed greater gratification) God you did it well in this fic though. (creating the interest to see how the shipping would go, that is)

1963418 only so many ways to write it? yea, I guess you're right. I think adding one last chapter to wrap the story up is a good idea though, just make sure it's good. You.... you are going to have spike and twilight... I don't know, get on good terms.... right?!?!? (doesn't have to be clop, but some feels would be preferred) I... I would give anything just to hug that mare, for 2 minutes, seeing spike totally ignore her like that... it just doesn't seem right. I know he already did his "hey I still love you" conversation, but I think twilight's presence in that line makes it obvious that there are still things to be said/done/or whatever. I do generally like how this fic went down though. Spike really is quite different, I mean... He's got fingers and walks on two legs for celestia's sake, HOW WIERD IS THAT? I really liked this fic though (not just for the clop), and i'm officially rambling. I look forward to reading against the wind tomorrow.

1963460 You should be WELL rested before reading Against The Wind. AJ gets a backrub is NOTHING compared to the rollercoster that ATW will send you on! No, it doesn't have clop, but it has buckets of FEELS, that you need to be prepared for!
And just when you think you've just read the biggest twist, there's another, and another!
You have been warned.

And don't worry, I am going to take my time with the last chapter here and do it right. Look forward to it sometime this weekend.

Holy crap. Spike you better have a lot of energy.

Spike need a lot energetic, as eggs, much eggs.

One more thing I just realized: if Trixie loves Twilight and Twilight loves Spike, that mean there's a possibility (outside the context of wherever this story will end) of Twilight and Trixie having sex on top of Spike! In my brain, that is the best possible thing. Rarity can watch and have Spike when they're done with him. Well, I look forward to seeing what you have planned.

The ending to this chapter was the most beautiful thing I have ever read.

'epilogue'
Here lies spike the dragon, who died banging half of equestria in a single day.

This is amazing, although I was worried that he was turned into a pony briefly, but I'm glad Trixie's not that weird. I just hope everypony there aren't "the usual" ones.

moral of this story is "dont forget to turn off your swag when you are in a place where the female to male ratio it 1 to 9 females "

1968040 Word.

This would make an awesome movie. Call in the animators!

This summer! Spike!"twilight groan" will! "aj groan" fuck! "Rarity pant" everypony, in......spiked punch the movie, slamming his dick into theatres near you!1972092 we do not dish refunds if you happen to get aids from watching... trollestia films..

Weeeeell...Spike definitely is going to have a long day of work ahead of him.
Although, serving stallions? The 'usual way'? Sounds Spike is going to get mentally traumatized by the way this is over.
Also...a princess? Any guess who it is? Or do all three come eventually? This sounds so...well dirty, fucked up, pick your choice set of words.

I'm interested in the epilogue after this.

1992146 Probably Aloe or lotus will take care of "The usual" part for the stalions hopefully.

My reaction to that last line was a perfect combination of long neck, table flip, and wtf
pretty much this
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A princess in the line? Oh, this had better get to that when the time comes

She usually just turns our fur purple

... really....

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I don't usually spit my drink out, fall out of my chair, and start wailing with laughter at my college campus library... But this comment made me do that.
Everyone cast in that film should get an Emmy and the movie should get best picture for the next ten years.

As for the story, Spike... you better hope Nurse Redheart is in that line cause your dicks are gonna medical attention after this.