After Rarity gets drunk at a New Luna's Eve party, Spike is left in charge of escorting her home. But what happens when said drunk mare is also horny for a certain purple dragon. It would have been such a great night if she hadn't vomited o
I KEEP CALLING BUT MY MONEY DOESN'T GO THOUGH THE PHONE LINES!!! On a more serious note, great chapter. Was one of the craziest stuff I've ever read, especially the part where Spike gets high Can't wait for the next update. Also a quick question. When will the next update for Once Upon a December be released? The cliffhanger from that story is killing me Can't wait to see the next updates for both of your stories.
I know a Nymphomaniac, sweet girl but things always get freaky when she gets her urges. Lets just say Moxxi's Good Touch was put to use. If you played Borderlands 2 you know what I'm talking about.
So Pinkie slipped Spike a drugged cupcake and Mayor Mare wants to get it on with Twilight after getting her smashed drunk. Any chance of this story being upgraded to a clopfic?
1829019 It would have been released yesterday, but my editor insisted that I do a revision of Rarity's character... 1829043 As not a fan of Dr Who (not that I hate it, but no time to start watching it), I don't use the name Dr Whooves and will refer to him as his alternate name of Time Turner.
1829113 Darn, would have loved another update so close to each other, but I guess you can't rush a good thing Will be here and ready to read when it does release. Take as much time as you want if it means the finally product will improve because of it. Just look at Half Life 2 - Ep 3. You know It has to be good after Valve has been spending all that time delaying the game. I man it's not like it's gonna be a big disapointment because of such a long way time can ever truly live up the hype of the fans right?... right?... Oh god damnit Gaben... d22yihw874nvs.cloudfront.net/Come-at-me-Gaben_raw.gif
(COUGH) (COUGH)... Sorry about that, had to get that off my chest.
The amount of sexiness in this story, I cannot put into words. I adore it. And that Author's Note... Let's just say it's things like that, that remind me of how grateful I am to know your ass. Wonderful chap bro, and that ending with Twilight and Mayor Mare....unnnnfff. Looking forward to the next.
in my defence, Pinkie has hella strong drugs... he's RIGHT!!! Damnit Pinkie! I told ya not to give your drugs to anypony else after what happened to Big Macintosh. He smoked with you ONE TIME and he's practically useless in conversation since! Eeyup.
It's probably pointless to criticize in what's apparently going to be a clopfic by next chapter, but if this is a celebration of Luna's release that is only held every 1000 cycles of the moon, and if the cycles of Equestria are anything even close to Earth's, then this would have to take place at least 27,320 years after the first episode of MLP:FiM if we're going by the full rotation of the moon around the planet or 29,530 years if we're going by phases as viewed from the planet.
2175919 I think you may have made your calculations backwards. On avergae, the moon completely orbits the planet at least once a month. There are a total of 13 full moons per year. 1000/13=76.9 years. Still a bit long (100 cycles of the moon would fit better), but not nearly as long as you were saying.
Twilight breath quivered as she watched the mare drink. The slow, big swallows the mare was able to take, each gulp causing Twilight’s heart to beat out of her chest, threatening to explode. She watched as a small drop of her sparkling beverage managed to slip past the rim of the cup and trail down the Mayor’s tan cheek and neck. Twilight pushed down the lump in her throat as she quickly grabbed her own drink, chugging it down within seconds.
Captain my possible shipping radar is off the scale ! Nah but really fantastic story with just enough naughtyness to keep me from running for the hills(so far at least).
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of chapter two....
Tremble at our awesomeness!!!
If you don't mind, that is....
Let's all lynch FFB till he writes faster...
Or cure nymphomania... Decisions...
WAT
This was uploaded quickly I would point out the errors, but I left my comments on the Google Docs page of the chapter. May want to take a look please.
you made me laught...
can't wait for the next one!
Ah, fuck...
Damn you, Flim Flam. Damn you...
Now, I have to use it...
Dammit...
Dammit...
Crimminy...
Dammit.
Fuck.
Well, Time to go buy a hat. I've got to eat it.
Well...
Somehow... I feel like someone fed me some LSD...
FlimFlam, I have warned you very heavily about drugging me...
I KEEP CALLING BUT MY MONEY DOESN'T GO THOUGH THE PHONE LINES!!!
On a more serious note, great chapter. Was one of the craziest stuff I've ever read, especially the part where Spike gets high Can't wait for the next update.
Also a quick question. When will the next update for Once Upon a December be released? The cliffhanger from that story is killing me Can't wait to see the next updates for both of your stories.
was time turner supposed to be doctor whooves?
Spike's drug induced fantasies remind me of the movie Heavy Metal or it parody "Major Boobage" from South Park! lol
And dude, you're like the first person outside from my own story who mentions Davenport--although yours is much more likable.
I see what you did there!
I know a Nymphomaniac, sweet girl but things always get freaky when she gets her urges. Lets just say Moxxi's Good Touch was put to use. If you played Borderlands 2 you know what I'm talking about.
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So Pinkie slipped Spike a drugged cupcake and Mayor Mare wants to get it on with Twilight after getting her smashed drunk. Any chance of this story being upgraded to a clopfic?
1829019 It would have been released yesterday, but my editor insisted that I do a revision of Rarity's character...
1829043 As not a fan of Dr Who (not that I hate it, but no time to start watching it), I don't use the name Dr Whooves and will refer to him as his alternate name of Time Turner.
Spike didn't have a chance.
Big awesome frigging party, Spike goes ultraogling on Rarity, and Twilight and Mayor Mare drink away and lead into 'the fun.'
1829113 Darn, would have loved another update so close to each other, but I guess you can't rush a good thing
Will be here and ready to read when it does release. Take as much time as you want if it means the finally product will improve because of it.
Just look at Half Life 2 - Ep 3. You know It has to be good after Valve has been spending all that time delaying the game. I man it's not like it's gonna be a big disapointment because of such a long way time can ever truly live up the hype of the fans right?... right?... Oh god damnit Gaben...
d22yihw874nvs.cloudfront.net/Come-at-me-Gaben_raw.gif
(COUGH) (COUGH)... Sorry about that, had to get that off my chest.
Looks like Spike got into the Fun Dip.
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evil Fuck-Wizard Blueballs?
evil Fuck-Wizard?
I'm going to have to remember that.
The amount of sexiness in this story, I cannot put into words. I adore it. And that Author's Note... Let's just say it's things like that, that remind me of how grateful I am to know your ass. Wonderful chap bro, and that ending with Twilight and Mayor Mare....unnnnfff. Looking forward to the next.
in my defence, Pinkie has hella strong drugs...
he's RIGHT!!!
Damnit Pinkie! I told ya not to give your drugs to anypony else after what happened to Big Macintosh. He smoked with you ONE TIME and he's practically useless in conversation since!
Eeyup.
I'm kinda scared about that phone number
So, in my head, Vinyl Scratch is playing this at the party:
Caramel doesn't have time for spike...... besides Big mac is here.
When spike trips out, he goes all the way.
It is better if you write "See you inside," or "See you at the party,"
DAT acid trip.... Enjoy spike, this will only last another seven hours.
Those author notes alone are worth my favourite.
It's probably pointless to criticize in what's apparently going to be a clopfic by next chapter, but if this is a celebration of Luna's release that is only held every 1000 cycles of the moon, and if the cycles of Equestria are anything even close to Earth's, then this would have to take place at least 27,320 years after the first episode of MLP:FiM if we're going by the full rotation of the moon around the planet or 29,530 years if we're going by phases as viewed from the planet.
that was funny
2175919
I think you may have made your calculations backwards. On avergae, the moon completely orbits the planet at least once a month. There are a total of 13 full moons per year. 1000/13=76.9 years. Still a bit long (100 cycles of the moon would fit better), but not nearly as long as you were saying.
WTF just happened
oy epicness and halierty
Ps why the hell is davenport their dudes a dosh with all his sofas and no bloody qils
Spike on drugs= mass hysteria cause by violent outbursts of laughter
Captain my possible shipping radar is off the scale ! Nah but really fantastic story with just enough naughtyness to keep me from running for the hills(so far at least).
Yours Truly Thecakedevil.
I love you...
I was literally slamming my head on... Things...
Please tell me I'm not the only one who actually called that number...
So they celebrate this every... what, eighty years? something like that if my math is correct.
y'know? i'm actually curious, what does that phone number lead to?