After Rarity gets drunk at a New Luna's Eve party, Spike is left in charge of escorting her home. But what happens when said drunk mare is also horny for a certain purple dragon. It would have been such a great night if she hadn't vomited o
2252701 He may be the only cast member who is sane.
YES!! This updated!! Drunk make outs are great! Until it kills a friendship with a female friend (personal experience) or flavored with vomit GAH!! I almost dry heaved thinking about tasting someone else's vomit!
awww Spike has such an enormous patience, that's what makes this whole shit still being as romantic as to keep me reading forward. Now pls update right now, pls??
"...I just did the gentlemen thing and entertained them.”
“With your penis?”
... I'm done... (Walking away in the distance) I'M FUCKING DONE!!
Nice update. Some nice backstory to help explain what's going on. Glad to see this isn't the first time Twilights been going for the older variety
Still waiting to see if Spike will take advantage of Rarity or not, but from the sound of this chapter, I think he might not follow through with her request. Good for you Spike Now that's what real men do!
I've always thought that it stands to reason that; if most of the world acknowledges that dragons have seven ballz, shouldn't it stand to reason that they have seven members to go along with them?
Lol, He entertained them with his penis
There sure is a lot of vomit in this fic.
Spike's pretty good at being sane.
Spike is a really patient dragon. I would have drop her drunk ass two chapters ago.
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He wants under her tail.
I was just thinking about this today and the fact it needed updating. I feel for Spike, never a fun experience.
I love it.
2252829 Yeah but even that has it's limits and for me dealing with a drunk Rarity would be one of them.
You do know that dragons like Spike have two 'johnsons' instead of one.
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He may be the only cast member who is sane.
YES!! This updated!!
Drunk make outs are great!
Until it kills a friendship with a female friend (personal experience)
or flavored with vomit
GAH!! I almost dry heaved thinking about tasting someone else's vomit!
awww Spike has such an enormous patience, that's what makes this whole shit still being as romantic as to keep me reading forward. Now pls update right now, pls??
wow....just wow
Spike is VERY good at dealing with the drunk Rarity or drunk ponies in general makes you think
How was Twilight plowing her mom's friend? With her horn or did she use magic to give herself a dick?
Don't let this madness end! This is just too damn funny.
The 'Best Drunk Mare Award' goes to Rarity!
2253523 Use your imagination But I would imagine a strapon
... I'm done... (Walking away in the distance) I'M FUCKING DONE!!
Nice update. Some nice backstory to help explain what's going on. Glad to see this isn't the first time Twilights been going for the older variety
Still waiting to see if Spike will take advantage of Rarity or not, but from the sound of this chapter, I think he might not follow through with her request.
Good for you Spike Now that's what real men do!
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I've always thought that it stands to reason that; if most of the world acknowledges that dragons have seven ballz, shouldn't it stand to reason that they have seven members to go along with them?
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Generally only 2 dicks, for 2 holes.
3 is like the end of this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC4ufqxWwMw
2263783 i fuckin love you
Am I the only one that thought of the Naruto Abridged episode where Kakashi saved Kurenai and Asuma, with his penis?
Pancakes