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deckard and his friends are part of a game or all of them created by you?
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*Clears throat*
(Pinkies Imagination) Did you know those are parenthesis and not [brackets]?
Joke aside, [Deckard] How the hell did you get on planet Equus? Here's what I understand 'Hello, I'm a human with a shitty life suffering from zombie apoc PTSD. I had a shitty life, but appeared on Equus by means I have not stated.' Welcome to genericsity, like generosity but more generic.
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*Last question*
(Pinkies Imagination) FUCKING LAWL
{Deckard} If every pony you met suddenly became human, who do you think would end up with the biggest rack?
{Deckard} What's your favorite ammunition caliber?
{Shining Amor} Let's say Deckard slept with your sister, what is your reaction?
{Rainbow Dash} What's your favorite drink (booze)?
{Spike} Now that you have both the tools and skill to kill anypony on a whim, what will you do with that power?
{Pinkie Pie} How often do you spike the punchbowl?
{Rarity} You took plenty of measurements of Deckard, so... how big was IT?
{Deckard} Who is softest of the ponies?
{Pinkie's Imagination} Do you have a general idea of where this story goes, or d you just make it up as you go along?
{Deckard} Why don't you just start a riot?
{Deckard} What is the best weapon against the zombies and why?
{Twilight} After searching through Deckard's car for more guns, you find an odd collection of photo's and magazines. They appear to be of human females. What do you think it is, Twilight?
{Deckard} You walked into the library and find Twilight looking through your porn collection, how do you react?
{Rarity} Is there any of the armor plating on Deckard's new outfit, or did you just make the cloth parts.
{Applejack} What are you going to do with that box of dark green metal apples with the ring on its stem?
{Deckard} Molestia is in town for the day, do you go for it?
one more question
{Pinkie Pie} What do you think the difference is between a cake and a pony?
[Chris + James]
Where da hell you two at.
Also, sidenote: I could totally se you two getting together.
I can answer that. She's a genetic defect.
Her parents had to block out the misery from making another me by accident, and drugs were the best option for them.
...
Twilight won't be able to see this right...?
3389861 MAGIC!... *sunglasses fall on face out of nowhere* ... deal with it!
NCR scum. The legion is much better. Also, you should probably say sorry to Celestia. (To Deckard)
3389957 *lights a convenient Molotov* WTF did you just say?!
[Deckard] How are James and Chris doing? They haven't really been mentioned since you woke up in the hospital after your arrival to Equestria. Since their wounds were not as severe as your own; I'm assuming that they are still alive.
Oh, and if they haven't woken up yet, have you put any thought into messing with them when they do wake up; after all it isn't everyday your friends wake up in a world full of Ponies.
[Deckard] Are you going to ever tell twilight she's sexy..... its getting annoying with all of the damned sexual tension....
[Twilight] do you, or do you not, have feelings for Deckard! if so, when will you finally just jump his bones and get it over with?
3392636 In a bit of defense HE technically DID die.... just combined power of two goddesses were able to bring a recently dead guy to life...
However it is a fic based on magical talking ponies so I don't see the point in me arguing anyways.... so ignore me and continue with your day
3391471 Oh god... this will be interesting.
You all realize when they are asked this they will be in front of everyone as they are asked and answer them...
Oh this will be really awkward
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and yes... i realize this XD
and yes this will be really awkward XD
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HA! HAHAHAHAHAHA....HA
you may continue.... XD
3393264 And technically I will be there in person too.
Also to everyone else out there. I am soon going to take all of the questions in! So be quick! You can ask as MANY as you desire. Just try not to go TOO overboard.
3393270 damnit!! I went "overboard" already, didn't I?
3393646 Nope, not even close actually. Feel free to continue. My definition of overboard is bigger than you think, I would alert you it if becomes too much anyway
3393646 I'm creating it now, so if you have any last moment questions ask them now
ok... new set of questions...
[AJ] what would happen if the CMC got a hold of the green apples with pull tabs and a heavy duty sling shot....
[CMC] what WOULD you do with the green apples and a heavy duty sling shot?
[Deckard] how would you stop them?
[Everyone else] how far away would you all run?
[Rainbow] do you think Deckard is a 'Stud' and/or a tough enough 'Stallion' to handle you?
that's in addition to the other ones :D
3394195 I never said she had armor platings. If you read further you would see that it is replaced with strong fabrics and materials that can stop knifes and stuff. Because bullet stopping power isn't really a needed thing.
(Pinkies Imagination) Ok, I know its been a while, and I haven't had access to the Internet fora great deal of that time... But I just read the drinking part... Where. The FUCK () is my roof dancing? Since you blew a perfectly good opportunity to do that, imma need a larger part in the story. Its my revenge!
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Well your going to love the Q&A soon, cause it's gonna kinda contain it.
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Grumble Grumble Grumble. Fine. But I have been waiting for a very long time Mr. Anderson.
No longer accepting Questions!