Evildoers beware! Ponyville's latest masked vigilante is here. She's small, she's blue, she can inexplicably use a bow and arrow despite being an earth pony. She's the Masked Arrow!
Diamond Tiara witnessed Checker Monarch, a pony she looked up to, be revealed as a monster. But something else also happened to the young foal that day...she saw a glimpse of what her future could be. She didn't like what she saw.
DAT LAST LINE
And there are no fillies to molest ON THE MOOOOONNN!!!!!
I liked this. Please continue.
Word. This is tight yo.
"Apple Accessories", that's magic.
Loved it, keep writing.
Need more Chris Hansen.
Awwww yeah, the last two sentences made me lol for real, haha, been a long time since that's happened here!
....is it bad I fell out of my chair laughing from this?
Last two lines... you will be remembered forever for that stroke of brilliance.
Man, I was thinking of To Catch A Predator, only with Gilda and actual predation.
"What's this? Marinade? A turkey baster? Cutlery?"
It needed to be done.
This is one of the greatest things I've ever read in my entire life.
Wow...and all I can think to say is 'How is it only 913 words when you need 1000 to submit?'
Aw he's a beeeyatch that doesnt like bananas, LOL
This soooo reminds me of both to catch a predator from NBC AND ICP's very own to catch a predator. Major kudos!