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The reawakening

Jesus woke up and looked around. Then he started blinking. He just couldn't stop. Blinking constantly, never stopping.
He got up out of the bed, but some nurse ponies pushed him down. Due to his incessant blinking Jesus's vision was distorted, and what was actually a bunch of nurse ponies trying to help him looked like a herd of wolf squids. Jesus began to panic, in his half-awake state he forgot that the wolf squids were wiped out during the great cleansing and he ran out of the hospital using his super Jesus powers to kill everything in his path.

Jesus was still blinking. He simply couldn't stop. But he knew what to do, after all Momma Jesus always told him "If you find yourself blinking uncontrollably then whip out a cowbell and play like there's no tomorrow."
Of course Jesus then pulled out a gun and a black box, he pointed the gun at the box and fired. The box opened to reveal a small hammer. Jesus removed the hammer and pulled out another box, this box however had a panel of glass that read "Break in case of emergency." Jesus hit the glass with the hammer and the glass shattered. He then reached into the box and pulled out another hammer. Then he pulled out another box and hit the hammer against that one, shattering the glass panel on the front. He then reached into the box and pulled out another hammer. Then he pulled out another box and hit the hammer against that one, shattering the glass panel on the front. He then reached into the box and pulled out another hammer. Then he pulled out another box and hit the hammer against that one, shattering the glass panel on the front. He then reached into the box and pulled out another hammer. Then he pulled out another box and hit the hammer against that one, shattering the glass panel on the front. He then reached into the box and pulled out another hammer. Then he pulled out another box and hit the hammer against that one, shattering the glass panel on the front. He then reached into the box and pulled out another hammer. Then he pulled out another box and hit the hammer against that one, shattering the glass panel on the front. He then reached into the box and pulled out another hammer. Then he pulled out another box and hit the hammer against that one, shattering the glass panel on the front.

Then he reached into his tunic and pulled out a cowbell. He began to play the cowbell, hitting it really hard. Eventually he stopped blinking and sat down. He looked towards the rest of the town.

"I need to find a place to stay."

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